Jack Evans

*parody account*

[Isaac Bloomfield @bloomytunes]

WEIGHT OF LOVING IS OUT NOWWW!!!

I think it’s the best tune I’ve ever wrote, I hope you like it as much I’ve enjoyed making it.

Get it on Spotify here - https://t.co/4yfXLGH6JA

[Miriam Margolyes OBE @MMargolyes]

Bravo, Miriam 👏🏼 YES. Spread the word.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Mick Lynch of the RMT says funding cuts made by a "government of billionaires" are to blame for rail strikes - accusing ministers of 'telling everyone else they've got to tighten their belts while they're raking it in'.

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[Missy @laserlipstick]

@MaelynnIka @sportbible She's no longer on penalties.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As a child I used to think that the death penalty meant that someone would take a penalty and if they scored, the person would live.

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

Too busy keeling over laughing at Lyle Taylor being a massive legend

[Patrick Atkinson @Patkinson6]

Guessing all the Derby fans that were moaning about our fans being on the pitch are equally outraged now… wankers.

[simon day @simonday]

One down
one to go

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

@MitchellMcMinn He still wishes he was Mitchell McMinn

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

@alexjhurley Bet you’re glad you went to bed for a few hours to dream that absolute zinger up

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

Impressive levels of retardation in this tweet

[Alex James @alexjhurley]

@JPercyTelegraph Yes but limited sympathy for their supporters who all clapped and cheered when the money was being chucked about because the "dream" was within touching distance.

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

@alexjhurley Yeah I probably would be brave enough as you seem like a bit of a gimp

The fact that you feel that way shows a fundamental misunderstanding of modern football (and also my entire point) so I assume you’re an enormous dribbler

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

@alexjhurley invested in

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

@alexjhurley Sorry if my language has upset you Alex but you being so immensely naive has gave me little choice

You fucking enormous dickhead

You half 25% of a point in the Brentford example though. You’re asking every club to abandon the traditional academy set up which Derby have already

[Jack Evans @JevJevJevJev2]

@alexjhurley My point is: what choice do you have? Do you honestly think you have a realistic chance of competing in the Champ without financial investment? Seems like you do though, in which case, you’re a fucking moron

[John Percy @JPercyTelegraph]

Loads of tweets/replies taking the piss out of Derby.. this has to go beyond football rivalry, there are hundreds of people who work at the club off the field and are now very worried. Football clubs aren’t just about Saturday 3pm