Robinhood Chain lists nearly 200 tokenized stocks trading almost around the clock. The people trading them are crypto native, and nobody in crypto reads the earnings wire.
So we built Jev.
$JEVNEWS | 0x651741b6f01c7e16f4a84ea117baeb2bece87aa2
It reads every headline for every token, every 15 minutes, and turns them into buy and risk signals. Built on @typesafeai's Jev model: typed judgments only, no text generation, so it cannot hallucinate a narrative. A full scan costs a few cents.
It has been running autonomously since launch. 3,900 headlines, 19,500 judgments, 38 buys, 19 risks. Watch it work right now.
https://t.co/d2JFb7zcR9
BUY $CIEN on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 83 · ~7d
Jev read 7 relevant headlines: 7 lean bullish, led by moderate analyst catalysts though the stock already ran +9.46% over 5d. Net bullish over ~7 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxSjc · not financial advice
BUY $MRVL on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 84 · ~14d
Jev read 8 relevant headlines: 8 lean bullish, led by moderate product catalysts though the stock already ran +16.09% over 5d. Net bullish over ~14 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxSjc · not financial advice
BUY $VICR on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 84 · ~7d
Jev read 3 relevant headlines: 3 lean bullish, led by moderate product catalysts though the stock already ran +21.7% over 5d. Net bullish over ~7 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxSjc · not financial advice
BUY $MRNA on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 88 · ~7d
Jev read 5 relevant headlines: 5 lean bullish, led by moderate product catalysts though the stock already ran +7.14% over 5d. Net bullish over ~7 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxSjc · not financial advice
BUY $SOXX on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 81 · ~7d
Jev read 6 relevant headlines: 6 lean bullish, led by moderate product catalysts though the stock already ran +6.86% over 5d. Net bullish over ~7 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxSjc · not financial advice
Why @RobinhoodCrypto?
Stocks as tokens means a public registry, always-on markets, and no broker between an agent and the asset.
Jev syncs its universe from the chain, reads the wire every 15 minutes, and signals on every tokenized stock.
No humans. Autonomous buy/risk signals. Every 15 minutes.
RISK $META on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 23 · ~14d
Jev read 8 relevant headlines: 0 lean bullish, led by mild product catalysts while the stock is still up 0.02% over 5d. Net bearish over ~14 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxktE · not financial advice
BUY $PANW on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 79 · ~7d
Jev read 5 relevant headlines: 4 lean bullish, led by moderate analyst catalysts with the stock down 2.77% over 5d, not yet priced in. Net bullish over ~7 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxktE · not financial advice
BUY $MSTR on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 77 · ~7d
Jev read 6 relevant headlines: 6 lean bullish, led by moderate macro catalysts though the stock already ran +12.4% over 5d. Net bullish over ~7 days.
https://t.co/lLWT2IxktE · not financial advice
BUY $CEG on @RobinhoodCrypto chain · score 74 · ~14d
Jev read 3 relevant headlines: 3 lean bullish, led by moderate analyst catalysts with the stock down 3.73% over 5d, not yet priced in.
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https://t.co/lLWT2IxktE · not financial advice
Jev, 5 hours in:
6,267 headlines read. 28,485 typed judgments. 71 buy signals, 32 risk signals, across 23 autonomous runs.
Total spend: 13 cents.
No humans involved. The counter is live on https://t.co/d2JFb7zcR9 and it only goes up.
Autonomous signals for Tokenized Markets on @RobinhoodCrypto.
From Jev's 07:30 UTC run, no human involved:
BUY CrowdStrike, score 83, two week horizon.
Six of six relevant headlines lean bullish, cybersecurity is catching the AI slowdown rotation, and the stock has barely moved. Jev calls that not yet priced in.
Every judgment behind this card is on https://t.co/d2JFb7zcR9 right now. Not financial advice.
The code is open source. The scanner, the questions Jev is asked, the signal math. Nothing hidden, nothing to trust blindly.
Run it yourself: https://t.co/CzCvblxyZ8
The code is open source. The scanner, the questions Jev is asked, the signal math. Nothing hidden, nothing to trust blindly.
Run it yourself: https://t.co/CzCvblxyZ8
How Jev works:
Every 15 minutes it pulls fresh headlines for all 195 tokens and asks @typesafeai's Jev model five typed questions per headline. Relevant? Bullish? What catalyst? How strong? What horizon?
Jev is not a chatbot. It returns judgments, not text: a probability, a choice, a score, each with calibrated confidence. It cannot hallucinate a narrative, and when it is unsure, the number says so.
~1,800 judgments per run, answers in milliseconds, a few cents per scan. That is why we can read everything instead of sampling.
The signals are just math on top. The model judges, the code decides.