Jew Problems

Just a typical jew sharing jewish stuff with a bunch of others that can relate

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Retweet if u already broke Passover

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Happy Passover everyone, just remember when you refuse to eat matzah, there's a kid dying from hunger in Africa

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Passover Seder, the night when your little brother and grandma get wasted together

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Shit. Passover is coming. It's so late this year I almost forgot about it.

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-don't have to take down Christmas lights
-don't have to clean up a Christmas tree
😏😎

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Best part of Christmas Day is nothing is open, so no reason to get out of bed.

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Chinese restaurant: "who u know here?"

Me: Literally everyone .

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Christmas Eve: the night where Chinese restaurants become host to Jews all across America

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Me and my Jewish friends are about to get real close these next two days

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New neighbors: "we're waiting until last minute to put up our lights too"

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Shoutout to all the professors that told me have a good Christmas break #notcool

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Going to watch Star Wars on Christmas Eve

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Bad news: Hannukah is over

Worse news: next major holiday is Passover....

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Eight days of acting like hot shit because you're Jewish & celebrate Hannukah are over...so yeah....

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Not like we can return any of these gifts because of all the Christmas shoppers crowding the stores

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Here comes that awkward last night of Hannukah where everyone is out if gifts and u get a chocolate bar

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Finals during Hannukah sucks

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