Kyle A. Broflovski

{#RP|#SouthPark} ☆ 280 characters? Awesome. Less restrictions for my speeches, less censorship! But, still no edit feature. Hm. [[❤️: @LeslieXKyle/@StanTheCissy

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

Things I can't stand:

— Sexism.
— Pee.
— Bananas.
— Cartman.
— Racism against Jews.
— Ike swearing.
— Cartman.
— The bastards.
— Cartman.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@SoFuckingKewl "That's because /YOU/ keep ruining every chance I have!" Kyle shouted, glaring as he pointed an accusing finger at the brunette. "When I /almost/ had my chance with Heidi, YOU came along and RUINED IT! You ruined Heidi's, too! Her chance to finally be HAPPY! God, I hate you!"

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion If Cartman even /steps/ on my property, I'll kick his ass. I'm DONE with that fat piece of shit.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

That isn't true, asshole! https://t.co/3w5HY8c4do

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Of course, dude.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@SoFuckingKewl "There's a FINE LINE between 'ups and downs,' and making her sound like the worst thing in the world! She told me what you did. 'Called her a whore and pushed her in front of a car, because of your BLOOD SUGAR'? What the FUCK were you thinking, fatass?!"

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Good to hear.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

Dude, what are you TALKING about? https://t.co/pV7cGzCSWU

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@SoFuckingKewl "The only 'bullshit' I'm hearing is from you! You constantly bitched about her, and now that she's come to her sanity, you want her back! For what? An excuse to bitch about life some more?"

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion [Kyle looked at it, before nodding.] Alright, alright.. but are you okay now?

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Why didn't you text me or anything? I couldn't helped you.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Dude, weak. You okay?

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

"You're an idiot, Cartman. The thing with Heidi was completely incidental. It just happened! You need to accept the fact that Heidi's moved on, and she's actually /happy/ now." https://t.co/qsqUmeS3GM

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

Stop it! I was only trying to help her, fatass. She's clearly not happy, and I was so SICK of you complaining and bitching about her all the time - I couldn't take it anymore! https://t.co/Ci9qemaBVa

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

Dude. https://t.co/AcaapiU7bk

[South Park @SouthPark]

Hahahahaha! #SouthPark21

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Yes! AGAIN! God, he is REALLY pissing me off, Kenny.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

You aren't listening to me, fatass! This wasn't my fault, nor was it Heidi's. You brought this on yourself! https://t.co/4CXIo3L6Zy

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

You heard her, Cartman! It was your attitude, not me. Stop blaming ME for all your problems - and accept that Heidi's moved on. https://t.co/OsLjiQa1Kw

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

❤️! https://t.co/7OCocIAxo7

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Better than 'Heiman'.

[Kyle A. Broflovski @JewTasticKyle]

@HeroMysterion Oh, fuck, there's a name for it now?