Julia Rose

it’s because i’m a 💎

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every day i grow closer to my final evolution of a middle aged mother in a 90s sitcom

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wondering why i wasn't seeing anyone's spotify wrapped on insta and then remembering i muted everyone's stories

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(overheard as a corporate man gave another man a pep-talk): "I don't have to ask you to fart for you to fart."

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the kinda weather that makes you wanna stab a pumpkin

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i'm moving into my own apartment in a few days and while i'm excited for the freedom, i'm gonna miss hanging with my 'rents

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fighting for my life rn in the local mexican restaurant bc the waitress thought i said i wanted my food cooked in "tapatio" sauce, but i actually wanted "tomatillo"

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daily affirmations: i am cool. i am hip. i am still "with it."

@autumn__joyce

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my last tweet was a while ago so life update:
- i landed my dream job as a youth pastor
- i just signed the lease for my first apartment
- i'm getting married in september to my best friend

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my favorite season is summer but we have a love/hate relationship

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the marie kondo method is so hard when the McDonald's happy meal toy I got in 2008 still brings me a little sliver of joy

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always forget how much i love charles dickens until i start reading him again

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so close to graduating and being free to spend my time doing things i actively enjoy

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every day in my family group chat, we all send our wordle scores

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people who chew up their pills are actually the most terrifying creatures

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started off 2022 by breaking my arm so i think this year will certainly be an adventure

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dad: ah, we're out of lunch meat
me: well you could just make something else for—
dad: i'm gonna go to the store really quick

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growing up is realizing that your dad is Not As Good of a driver as you always thought he was

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my stomach, waking me up at 3AM:

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*continues mispronouncing a word even though my boyfriend keeps quietly correcting me every time i say it bc i enjoy testing the limits of his patience and pride*

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prof: ik class was cancelled on this day in the syllabus, but i'm just gonna move it to zoom instead
me:

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you know the radiator in your room is busted when facilities walks in and says "Oh God."