Jewel Crowley-Custis

28 yo millennial who muses about daily life

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Liz Truss lasted 4.1 Scaramuccis

[Collin Custis @ISUSuperfan]

Everette is three months old today, so @IllinoisStateU threw her a parade, with @isubrmm and everything!!

#Homecoming #ScoBirds

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

DON’T let your kids watch hocus pocus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

@FilmProfBU Plz give us an update 🙏🏻

[Collin Custis @ISUSuperfan]

@BWWings If I were to pre-order wings for the "Big Game", I would appreciate it not taking 10 months to get them

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

@ISUSuperfan Show off

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Normalize replying to emails with “what.”

[Quality Matters @QMProgram]

#TestimonialThursday

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

@annacatterson @Heartland_CC So thankful to work with you 🥰

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

@annacatterson 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

@ISUSuperfan SHUT UP COLLIN

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When someone asks “how are you” and I say “living the dream”

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

Statement from representative for Sen. Lindsey Graham

[Bachelor bruh @Bachelorbruh1]

Cat man after he didn't get the first impression rose #TheBachelorette

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

It is 48 degrees outside right now. I’m shook and, frankly, offended. But the real question: ARE EVERYONE’S PEONIES OKAY???

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

All chairs should be zero gravity.

[Jewel Crowley-Custis @Jewelcd]

@FilmProfBU @InRO Thank you for reviewing this so I can save some hours of my life.