Aerica Jewell

life is short but terribly and insufferably long at the same time.

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

Hi! Welcome to my twitter, where I over share about myself! I hope you'll stay a while.

Also, I generally tweet while I'm in the bathroom. It's where I do my best thinking.

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

I would never wish mastitis on anyone. I’ve had a 103 temp, a migraine, can’t sleep, chills.

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

@MrWilliamsPreK said it best.

Kindly, fuck your thoughts and prayers.

I should be dreading sending my son to school next year because that means he’s growing up, not dreading because I don’t know if one day he’ll make it home.

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

@CrazyGirlILY16 Not even don’t be friends with dudes, don’t be friends with insecure dudes

[iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @iDKHOW]

iDKHOW ALBUM SPOILERS:

It’s going to be an emo album just kidding I would never do that to you.

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

Life gets really lonely when you have two kids…I just want to be included and invited….

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

February will be filled with good news.
February will be filled with blessings.
February will be filled with progress.
February will be filled with kindness.
February will be filled with new experiences and love.

[Elmo @elmo]

P.S. Elmo loves you

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

Just a reminder: healthcare is a human right. There is no reason a nicu stay should be $34k. I’m lucky that my insurance paid all but $2k, but not everyone is that lucky

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

I cannot catch a god damn break

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo's new year resolutions:
1. Be kind to Rocco
2. Learn 5 new words in Spanish with Rosita
3. Say "Elmo loves you" to someone new every day
4. See a rock eat a cookie

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

I’m merely on this earth to vibe and cause chaos

[ky🧸🛋 @kylalive]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Which celebrity is always ready for cereal?

Reese. With her spoon.

[iDKHOW BUT THEY FOUND ME @iDKHOW]

WARNING! EXTREMELY REAL TRACK-LIST:
1: Tangible Fortitude
2: Pragmatic Appendage
3: Third One
4: Real
5: Another Song
6: TikTok Hit
7: Actual Titles
8: Corporeal Wean
9: Sensible Footwear
10: YOU try putting a record out for a change! Not so easy now, is it tough guy (The Song) ?

[detune @xdetune]

Bo Burnham is just Silly Songs with Larry for depressed adults

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

I love when creators refuse to take accountability when they are caught in lies, but instead they essentially tell followers who feel betrayed to get fucked and stay fucked

[Aerica Jewell @JewellBeaver]

Thanks @panicatthedisco for spending 448 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Viva Las Vengeance. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/i6kmt7bZvh

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me choosing how I’m gonna waste my time next