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Nah.

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Seth Rogen talks shit about politicians, smokes weed, and makes vases. Seth Rogen is a high school art teacher.

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The more you hear the word rhetoric, the scarier times you live in.

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You know the food’s gonna be fire when it’s served on an old timey newspaper.

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Just saw a toddler wearing a Nirvana shirt and I bet he doesn’t even understand that it’s an anti-rape song.

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🎶Will the real Jim Carrey please stand up?🎶

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Is it urinal cake?

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The first Olympics were in 1896. The first plane was invented in 1903. So for a while it was like “anyone around here from Albania? We need you to throw this iron ball from your neck.”

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Civil War Reenactments are just code for old timey cosplay 69 orgies.

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“Just make sure you burn the shit out of it.” - Every Top Rated Pizza Place

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I’ve never taken shrooms
but I have seen the Olympics Closing Ceremonies.

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Wow people are still so mad about those vuvuzelas!

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All those peeps on FB dont have bdays today. They were just too lazy to click 2 buttons when setting up their accounts. #themoreyouknow

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Not following the news and then seeing memes that Trump blew Bill Clinton is why it’s called Sunday Funday.

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When you rewatch Once Upon A Time In Hollywood and actually see this part.

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WNBA is finally gaining popularity!

*bring out the dildos

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TACO = Trump Always Chicks Out

BURRITO = Bro U R Really Into Taunting Orangeman

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The only one drunker than the person who invented chicken fried steak is the person who named it.

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Wait, are there things living in your brain that are paying rent?

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I screamed through the night til I was red in the face. I pissed and shit myself several times.

I slept like a baby.

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When boobs are called fake now I don’t even know if they mean implants or AI.

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Do people who post pics of their kids with emojis covering their faces know they could just not post the fucking pics to begin with?