Jewish Curses

Everything is a good curse for your enemy if you look hard enough.

'I thought he was super MoDox or conservative'.

In house Devil's advocate @AssociatedFress.

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

May your best tweet get 1,000,000 impressions and no likes. And only one profile visit. And no new followers.

[Moshe Kolat @moshe_kolat]

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May you arrive to Shul too late for the first Shacharis, but too early for the next one.

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

If you think of yourself as a member of Frum Twitter, you should read this.

[Vaad HaBadchanim @VaadHaBadchanim]

You’re right. No one should ever take the Vaad HaBadchanim seriously.

We’re just frum Twitter clowns with a logo.

But this was never about whether people should take us seriously. It was about whether people should take an agunah seriously.

So why did we get involved?

🧵

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

I don't say this often but f**k this guy

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

"Absolute nonsense" and it's the basics of Kabbalah and Chassidus

[שלישקעס @shlishkas]

It must feel so good to be able to say this absolute nonsense with such confidence that would have Trump blushing.

[Gutgezugt @gutgezugt]

May your pizza have raw dough and the cheese stuck to the top of the box.
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[Minna613 (also known as Chai) @Lanetzach]

@JewishCurses May you finally get to work on time, only to realize that it's a legal holiday.

[Avi Shr 🌋 @AviShr]

Fridge breaking eruv 3 day yom tov is nightmare stuff.

@JewishCurses

[Gutgezugt @gutgezugt]

May your order come late and cold
@JewishCurses

[Gutgezugt @gutgezugt]

May the peeler be extra sharp and your hands extra slippery
@JewishCurses

[Gutgezugt @gutgezugt]

May you get an aluminum foil cut
@JewishCurses

[Gutgezugt @gutgezugt]

May the bandage get wet and keep slipping off
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[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

Crazy how I was at an event in 2020 that's only been going on since 2022, not to mention my brother in law has brought a group there every year since 2016.

[Talia Ben-Ora @taliaotg]

Instead of working yourselves up into a racist froth, you can just google how long this has been happening and recognize the nonsense you’re seeing online is goading you into cheering on racist bs.

The first year of this annual event was in 2022!

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

This is a quality tweet

[Max Mannis @MaxMannis]

7 year $70M contract makes Jacob Wilson the new favorite MLB player of all Chabadniks

[Liron Kopinsky 🇮🇱 Am Yisrael Chai @ldkop]

May your kids clean up beautifully after making a ginormous mess on Shabbat, and leave the floor with just one solitary Lego piece on the floor.

And may you step on it.

@JewishCurses (true story)

[Moshe Kolat @moshe_kolat]

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When you’re waking in the street and hear someone making the Bracha of Meshaneh Habriyos

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

@GabiRavlin @UL79057241 Loaded for me

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

This is an incredibly well written article that everyone who has been involved in the menorah conversations from one side or the other should read

[🦌 the fool @kilovh]

I so enjoyed our discussion of the straight menorah that I had to write a full essay.

https://t.co/iwnw6OdKAc

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

@jothar I feel like I've just been repeating myself this whole time... Halacha is defined by halachic authorities, not archaeological findings. You haven't offered any precedent to change that

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

@jothar Not sure that any posek would agree that that counts as mesiach lfi tumo. A coin issued during his time is not the same as he himself saying it. And again, there is no proof that the coins depict the actual menorah, arguably they cant because an engraving is not an illustration

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

@jothar Um yes, that's correct. What is your point? You mentioned replicas and engravings

[Jewish Curses @JewishCurses]

@jothar Josephus is a known unreliable narrator, and certainly holds no halachic bearing. As to why would they be shaped differently, possibly because one is not allowed to make exact replicas? See avoda Zara 43a, which also has an interesting note on the chashmonaim menora