𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘑𝘦𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘱𝘰𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵, 𝘧𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘴 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨!

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒔 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒌.

━━⋅━━⊰ ❈ ⊱━━⋅━━

꧁ 𝘒𝘺𝘭𝘦 𝘉𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘪 ꧂

𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 ┊ 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦/𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦
𝘗𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘪𝘱 ┊𝘉𝘺 #ᴘᴏιsᴏи.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@HeroMcCormick Hours had passed by, the redhead lay in silence, content.

Emerald optics studying the blonde’s features as he slept, he looked so peaceful, almost like an angel.

Pressing yet another tender kiss to his forehead, Kyle finally let his eyes fall shut.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

“WEEEEEELL-“

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@HeroMcCormick Though he was tired, Kyle had no intention of sleeping, not yet anyway.

“. .Night, Assface.”

He mumbled out softly before pressing a kiss to his forehead.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

FuckiNG UGHHHHHH!

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@HeroMcCormick “Kenny, you fucking. .”

With a sigh of defeat, Kyle settled down, face hidden within Kenny’s blonde locks.

“. .Dirty.”

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@HeroMcCormick “/Rude/.”

He growled, of course in a playful manner.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@HeroMcCormick A soft squeak emitted past the jew’s lips at the blonde’s touch, causing him to pout in annoyance.

“. .I didn’t give you permission.”

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

[[ Dirty, filthy boy. https://t.co/2g63UiO2sD

[𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘔𝘤𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘬 @HeroMcCormick]

||• That was the point https://t.co/tu6Orbf2Ny

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

[[ SCOTTY. BAB. NO. THAT SOUNDS WRONG. https://t.co/nNcUWnVSYQ

[𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘔𝘤𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘬 @HeroMcCormick]

@JewishCxrls Kenny just rolled his eyes and leaned into him, his hands of course grabbing his rear.

You can take the Kenny out the Pervert
But you can’t take the Pervert out of Kenny.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

There’s too mandy Kenny’s dying.

He can’t handle this shit.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

“nO— OH MY GOD!” https://t.co/3fbXS1mah3

[𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘔𝘤𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘬 @HeroMcCormick]

“I died just yesterday.” https://t.co/rZatklkv6P

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@HeroMcCormick “. .Wow, /you/, Kenneth McCormick, turning down sex?”

The redhead mustered up a fake ‘shocked’ expression as he gently cupped his boyfriend’s face, prior to chuckling then pulling him back into a hug.

“. .You can stay here as long as you want.”

[𝘒𝘦𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘔𝘤𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘬 @HeroMcCormick]

“I like my boys small, twink, with a side of ginger, extra Jew, and just a pinch Jersey.”

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

[[ I actually remember how disgusted I was at the movie, like Kenny had just died, a fucking baked potato was in place of his heart, little dude was laying in the hospital bed with his guts everywhere and all the kid’s mums come in and like don’t even flinch.

THAT IS A CHILD.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

@MuffledAngel [[ Poor, poor baby boy doesn’t deserve all of this.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

[[ Everyone’s talking about sex then Kenny’s over here about to blow his fucking brains out WHY.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

Stopstopstopstop https://t.co/ss6CyGdO29

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

[[ I miss the Creepypasta and Adventure Time verses sm but I don’t think they even exist anymore.

[𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚎 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚜𝚔𝚒. @JewishCxrls]

He’s high and playing an ocarina.

“I AM THE HIGH JEW ELF KING, LINK.”