Jewish Lobby

You know who we are. To join send pic of circumcised foreskin to [email protected]

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I got suspended by @Twitter for spamming. Me, the Jewish Lobby? WTF happened to our control of social media

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@ianrmillard When were short on funds so we made up another stolen #Holocaust art story. Minor screw up in accounting.

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@tHe_tRaNs1eNt plz understand 1 fact: we fund all anti Jewish groups. Nobody actually dislikes us. @Partisan24 @Mrginge001 @nickgriffinmep

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Sometimes we make our unofficial spokesperson (The New York Times) critisize Israel to throw off e/one's scent. Do you think they go 2 far?

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@wackyracer2 of course, but what about Muslims outside the middle east? #ThinkBig @wherepond @ShareThis

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Plz tweet me all mentions of #JewishLobby. We must arrange for its removal ASAP

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We made up that #Hitler was bad and now all our Israeli war criminals are compared to Hitler! *face palm* #MinorFuckUp

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@ludichrisspeed we need more funny young NY Jews (redundant?) on our team but your avi looks like a gentile. Plz explain. @tHe_tRaNs1eNt

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More made up facts propogated by our unofficial mouthpiece http://t.co/IpIlJbRpv7

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@tHe_tRaNs1eNt HOW DO WE BUY YOUR SILENCE!? (plz delete after reading)

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@tHe_tRaNs1eNt we are impressed with how you catch on to all our machinations we try to pass off as "conspiracy theories."