sean

grandson of Lloyd Nipple

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sleeping the malaise away challenge

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spending the prime of my youth ranking cold cuts with four fat fucking italians

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currently getting kidnapped for watching too many reruns of M*A*S*H

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reading the hit novel "if"

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emeril is making a po boy for a los angeles chargers tailgate #what

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arguing with my chud wife until the cows come home.

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made a friend today. i don't think he likes me.

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i am 35 years old and divorced, i can name every anime with a female character in it.

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maoist gf is taking a girls trip to baltimore

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old american proverb: what's in your wallet?

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jacket off, jack it off, jack ithoff.

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she got me dressed in an imipolex g-imp suit

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january 1st, 1990: the moment the 80's became the 90's.

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getting drunk and walking around town in my pope john paul ii football shirt

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southern nights, southern comfort... starting to see a pattern here.

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they've gone and shanghai'd me to a place full of pain and misery

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we're gonna replace your eyes with marbles if you keep talking like that little white baby

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reading the good book (novelization of mobile suit gundam)

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cutting my hair, resisting the temptation to give myself a mitch pileggi.