Buster Highman

working like a single mother

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

Get you a girl that can cook like this

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@Sportsnet what an absolute joke of a subscription.. paying over 20$ a month and can’t watch a leafs home game because I live in the region? Need 4 different subscriptions to watch one hockey team. It is not “possible” lmao get fuct

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

Are they fixing the straps or the whole series??????

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Just give the refs sticks and put a big ugly B over the stripes #LeafsForever

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The worst non calls I’ve ever seen in this game tonight - absolutely appalling 🤢

[Omar @TicTacTOmar]

okay, like, you can't do that

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

Happy birthday Bert #hattrick

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Please bring back the old breakfast bagel (folded egg and breakfast sauce) McDonald’s you know egg McMuffins trash and the new bagel is whack

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30 for 88 ya love to see it

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50 for 34 love to see it

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

So McMann is staying up right? #LeafsForever

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Heard tony romo say “spacial awareness” 15 times

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Where fat bitches get all this confidence? “No hookups I don’t send nudes I have 3 kids I’m on welfare no you’re not good enough for me” girl you so big I don’t even got jokes for it see a doctor ffs

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@wudduplaynee The cow emoji is absolutely fire

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4 lights on the dash in 3 days this might just take me out the matrix 💀 holy fuck I’m so mad 🥴🥴🥴🥴😂🫣👏👏👏👏😌👀😳😳😉😇😈😈😈😈🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥🫥😩😩😩😩😩😩😣😅

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

When you die and go to hell uptown funk plays over and over for eternity

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

Been calling fast food workers “slick” only lately not sure why

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

AUSTON MATTHEWS!! TIE GAME!!!

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

AUUUUUSTONNNNNNNN

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

This server asking me if I want another beer when my glass is at a quarter is huge vibes you’re earning it

[Buster Highman @JewishSmurfs]

Pedestrians in Walmart parking lots got balls the size of pumpkins y’all taking risks infront of the Hemi