D’Argatron Onarious

I would be better than Kobe but i can’t otherwise everyone would be saying D’Argatron #Fracism #ImtheGOAT

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

what happened to the good athletes like tom brady? now we have crime inducing athletes. first jalen carter and now ja morant!? who’s surprised #colors #dark #imdagoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

if ur boy gotta toxic girl, it’s ur responsibility as a good citizen and friend to get her pregnant #idontmaketherules #imdagoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

can’t ball can bomb #milesbridges #barneysmom #kookoo #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

nobody in the gym knows that i’m listening to drake rap over chicks moaning #hot #Ppower #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

I’m very sorry to announce that the queen has died as there’s a deep drive to left by castellanos and that’ll be a home run.

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

i like to compare my love life to a pea. everyone’s reaction is like “oh it must grow bigger” but when you bite down on it, it just pops #bermudatrianglehorrorstories #sexsentmetotheER #tinder #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

do you ever just look at someone and wonder “how big are his genitals? when is the last time he used them? how does his wife handle it?” or is it js me #imnottheonlyone #pleasehelpme #shaquilleoneilsgenitals #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

@SHAQ this type of guy is who i want to represent my company selling pills for better sex #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

is it rly homework if u don’t consider mass genocide once? #imjoking #nomoreholocaust #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

my buddy is tryin to get this girl and the first thing he decides to take her too is his friends sisters indian bday party #nogame #hopefullyhestillgetslaid #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

if ur name have anything to do with lenny u automatically a 10 #sohot #justhowitis #imthegoat

[NLE THE GREAT @nlethegreat1]

I lick my girl armpits all that imma real freak, my saliva yo deodorant

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

i’m a supporter of women, but when women say their friend is “gorg” when they look like a mentally disabled zoo animal who supports socialism, i start losing respect #worldpleasedonthateme #istilllovewomen #idkabtfeminism #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

i’m only into milfs that clap when a plane lands #milfhunter #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

just received a zucchini the size of a small inflatable banana pool toy, it didn’t fit anywhere #untoldstoriesoftheER #notpregnant #menshouldgetvasectomies #imthegost

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

if a chick is related to one of my friends she automatically a 10/10 #ipromiseimnotasexoffender #milfhunter #stephanie #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

i hate when they ask if u wanna round up to save starving children in africa, like bro i need my 73 cents back #mambamentality #neverbrokeagain #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

if u in mandatory summer school u fs a felon #sexoffdnderawareness #stopgangviolence #imthegoat

[D’Argatron Onarious @Jewishjesus69]

@kgamer663 @Brodyconnors3 obviously haven’t seen D’Argatron on the field

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

I hope monkeypox never hit the strip clubs cuz ima still go see booty even if it’s braille