Funny man!

I try hard to be funny!

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The people who care the most always get screwed over.

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I've still never seen myself blink.

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I hate “2-faced” people.

It’s so hard to decide which face to slap first.

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Embarrassing moments always seem to happen in slow motion.

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The cheapest way to pay someone is with money

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You know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and you wake up on the couch.

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People who have more than 10 items in the express line... We see you and we are judging you.

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GOD Has no phone, but i still talk to him .. GOD Has no Facebook, but he's still my friend .. GOD has no Twitter, but i still follow him

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Reasons why I`m fat:
1) I eat when I`m bored.
2) I`m bored all the time.

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A book will b released after the summer Titled "My Hitch to Lakewood" we need your help, send your stories [email protected]

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Money doesn't buy happiness... But it will buy you a jet-ski.
Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet-ski?

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I'd just laugh and search with them.

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The first person that decided to eat a egg, what was he thinking?!

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The only kids that go off the derech are those kids that didn't listen to Uncle Moishy growing up!!!

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First Rule of Business: Stay out of mine

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No, I'm not being immature, I'm having fun. You should try it

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Every time someone says EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED I like to punch them in the face and say, not as easy as it sounds, is it?!”

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9 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook... When I was 9, I felt cool with my new markers.

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Dear lol, thanx for always being there when I have nothing else to say

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BE YOURSELF!" is about the worst advice you can give to some people. @Chusidel don't be yourself!!!