Jexas

she/her
B&R Texan. Houston Astros fan.
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[Jexas @Jexas]

You can tell from Matt Olson's batting stance that he has no idea where the clitoris is.

[Jexas @Jexas]

I'm where the sky is blue.
If you are too, hit me up.

[Jexas @Jexas]

@lpavss This is perfect.

[Jexas @Jexas]

My Thanksgiving morning tradition: The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade & a hot cup of chai.

[Jexas @Jexas]

I just got home from the Jinkx & Dela Holiday Show w @JinkxMonsoon & BenDeLaCreme. What a fantastic show. So incredibly funny, so incredibly relevant. A truly comforting piece of art.

[Jexas @Jexas]

@maybef4n I'd gladly kick him in the balls.

[Jexas @Jexas]

@mmpadellan I thought it was pretty lame.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Just……I mean….🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ what is the end game? Jesus Wept!! We are so in trouble!! #🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 @keithboykin

[Jexas @Jexas]

@lyssah_a Yaaasssssss

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Gaetz is a literal pedophile and the GOP loves it.

They are the Epstein party

[NUFF @nuffsaidny]

How it feels finding your mutuals on BlueSky:

[Jexas @Jexas]

I'm where the sky is blue.
If you are too, hit me up.

[TheaterMania @theatermania]

BREAKING: @JinkxMonsoon will join @raminkarimloo & David Hyde Pierce in @roundaboutnyc’s newly retitled Gilbert & Sullivan revival, PIRATES! THE PENZANCE MUSICAL

https://t.co/3KbtLXJ3ur

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

TODAY’S EPISODE OF:
WE FU*CKING WARNED YOU

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

Bringing back prayer in schools but ending free lunch for hungry children.

American Evangelicals are so fake and craven

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Woman: I’m opting out of sex and relationships with men

Man: why are you punishing me personally?

Woman: I’m protecting myself by literally doing nothing to you at all.

Man: this is an unconscionable attack

Woman: ok

Man: whore

[Jexas @Jexas]

@heymiker I usually watch the whole thing, but I was not feeling any of that at all.

[Jexas @Jexas]

Jesus. This SNL cold open & then the monologue by Bill Burr are both just terrible. Gonna fast forward to see if Weekend Update is any good, but I'm not gonna watch the rest of this episode.

[Jexas @Jexas]

@Grammarous How very dare you.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

Mr Biden,
I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure

xoxo the women in america 💙

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

I, Bob The Drag Queen, am calling for a national pussy ban for all Republican men.