Jeremy Kyle

Guys want to be me, women want to be with me.

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

...and your brother

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

DNA results in! The mother of your child is also your father

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Do you know who the father is?

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Mugged him right off #Jezzed

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“@TheTweetOfGod: Marijuana is a gateway drug to fun.” #Amen 🙏🏼

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“@Jesusontwittorr: Quick Selfie before I go” #yolo

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

I would be fucking shit up at coachella #LetJezzaLoose

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“@5sofhan: Maths exam om monday and done 0% revision for it” at least you know your percentages

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

“@sexualteasing: HONGRY http://t.co/ejLDlfAH4G” someone is glad I'm back

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

Had to lay low for a while. I'm back now the heat is off 🚨

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Bought the Mrs a new pair of marigolds for Christmas.

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Best day of the year. Kids come to my house and ask for a treat 👉👌

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Bet it ain't

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He started giving me shit deals

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He definitely wants to get bummed with his trousers that low

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If you want to spice up your masturbation sessions, try dipping a finger into your anus for extra pleasure #JezzaKnows 👉💩

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“@DerekBrunsonMMA: New chest piece #SellfieGang 👀👀👀” do you even lift? #Tiny

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

How I feel about being white.. http://t.co/7x8pJa7gL2

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

“@SurelyCorey: I wish I could live inside my dreams.” You already live inside mine 👉👌

[Jeremy Kyle @JezzaTheLad]

“@nerxssaf: WHY AM I ALWAYS ILL” you need some of Jezza's vitamin D!!!