American Dirtball

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@KaeleeF Sprite is the top dog in the clear soda field

[Terrance Avery @terrancesavery]

I wish I were dumb. If I were dumb, I could be happy.

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

The older I get the more I understand and comprehend the likes of Robin Williams, Anthony Bourdain, and Hemingway. Everyday is a battle and you fight until you can't....

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@youngerthandead Is that an afternoon activity only?

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@asstralnymph Lol

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

I like Pit bull's songs more than I would like to admit

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@morgkaybraden Can we get an update on if this happened...

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Saw a lot of prom pictures from the weekend and my general takeway is I think kids are getting fatter...

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@asstralnymph Debatable.... CO>Chicago>St Louis

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Not ready to be back in office after a week away. Fuck adulting...

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@moshpithoney I don't see an issue with this.....

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Found this in the bathroom of an Anytime Fitness.... I don't think it's authentic

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Just smashed a bird with my car and I feel fucking awful. Wish it was a person...

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Fuck you daylight savings time, making me think it was 5 am when it was really 6...

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Not too bad for 33

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@_E11VEN_ @AtlantaFalcons Any chance you think he plays next year?

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

Here goes another week.....

[American Dirtball @JfrankA29]

@blugrass_junkie @KaeleeF @youngerthandead Close but not quite, I'm more the tank and short shorts feeling like hot shit type of guy