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Joe Garfield
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Ham Lake, MN
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"Bro get the fuck out of my seat"
It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me
7AM
The protocol hours are upon us
6 girls
All in different beds
Of course...
I'm filthy rich
So each gets an EightSleep mattress
Girl #1
She preps the LMNT
Mixed with the finest sparkling water
Glass bottle only
No BPA
Filtered
No fluoride either
Most of you couldn't fathom
Then...
Straight to the sun
Stare it down
5 minutes
The photons enter my retina
The cortisol...
SURGING
Girl #2
She's inside
Prepping the AG1
Most of you mere mortals
Will never know what it feels like
Sunlight, LMNT, AG1
Straight to my veins
Girl #3
She's manning the cold plunge
50 degrees
1 hour
She tries to stay and talk
Put a stop to that real quick
I have math problems to solve
Girl #4
She's on the supplements
Lays them all out
Kitchen counter looking like a 90-year-old man's medicine cabinet
Alpha GPC
Tongkat ALI
Creatine
All from Momentous
You couldn't afford it
Girl #5
Make her talk to Lex
Don't want him to get too lonely
That's her only job
Girl #6
She's on the yerba mate
Knows how I like it prepped
After all
It's been 90 minutes
Time to go
Protocols to be done
Work hard, work hard.
Thank God Elon bought Twitter
Score tied 105-105, here’s the full compilation of what Anthony Edwards just did in the final ~minute to secure the victory for Minnesota
🚨🇺🇸 Biden Presidency by the numbers:
❌ 500,000 Ukrainians KILLED
❌ 30,000 Palestinians KILLED
❌ 150,000 Russians KILLED
❌ 7,200,000 ILLEGAL migrants into US
❌ $100+ BILLION wasted in Ukraine
❌ $13+ BILLION wasted on ISRAEL
❌ $14 BILLION pledged to ISRAEL
❌ $7 BILLION worth of military equipment abandoned in Afghanistan
❌ 9.1% peak INFLATION, 17.6% increase from January 2021 (40 year HIGH)
❌ THOUSANDS of sanctions against Russia
❌ 16% DECLINE globally in value of US dollar
Disney sucks
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Is this Minneapolis's version of the Flatiron Building?
Either way, the developer did a great job fitting 72 units on to a 0.64 acre triangle lot. (Waterbury House in Minneapolis)
America is a sick nation
70% of adults are on one or more prescription drugs
71% are fat with 38% being obese
Sperm counts are down 62% in the past 50 years
Testosterone levels in men are decreasing by 1% every year
70% of adults took the vaccine
Over 100k drug overdoses a year
122 days until Week 1
Enjoy The Ride
The way Mike Tyson picked up Hasbulla. 😂😂
Downtown #mpls
Minneapolis ❄️
Duluth 🌅
I can’t say for sure that Starship will reach escape velocity, but my hubris certainly has
Biden’s mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama
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