Joe Heitzman

Proud dad of two girls and a gray poodle. Go Hawks, Bulldogs and Maroons!!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Erling Haaland arrived back in Norway with the most American souvenir possible

A stuffed raccoon drinking whiskey

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Travis Pastrana doing backflips in front of the White House.

America, fuck yeah.

[Mikale Olson @realmikolson]

New level of American patriotism has just been unlocked

#worldcup #usa #fifa

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nebraska running the 4 defenders on the floor play

What a move!

[Great Lakes Valley Conference @GLVCsports]

The best trophy in sports.

[David Warrington @DWarringtonTV]

It's year one the new Kid Captain program at @dchsfootball. I sat down with Angie Patti, the mom of this year's first Kid Captain Luca, who said that this program was an incredible experience for the whole family.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: NASCAR driver Connor Zilisch taken off by stretcher after falling from his car while celebrating his first place finish.

Zilisch was put on a stretcher and put into an ambulance before being sent to the infield care center.

“Zilisch had just scored his series-high sixth win of the season … Zilisch is scheduled to make his fourth Cup start Sunday,” NBC reported.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Mike Brady bought their house with the money he made from inventing Zoom.

[Dick Vitale @DickieV]

Absolutely PURE JEALOUSY that ⁦@WNBA⁩ players voted Caitlin Clark the 9 th best guard . Some day they will realize what she Has done for ALL of the players in the WNBA . Charted planes - increase in salaries-sold out crowds - improved TV Ratings https://t.co/TwGj1DtQMU

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

When Chas McCormick tried to knock the ball out of the 1st baseman's glove and then wore 99 mph on his back!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: 100-meter hurdler wins gold by somersaulting through the finish line after falling at the Oregon state track and field championships in Eugene.

Well deserved.

Brooklyn Anderson, a former gymnast, had a strong lead when she clipped her knee on the last hurdle.

Thanks to her quick thinking, Anderson decided to somersault through the finish line, barely beating the competition.

"I wasn’t sure how far back everyone else was behind me. I just knew I had to keep rolling to keep going, because I wanted to get first," Anderson said.

Anderson finished the race in 14.93 seconds.

[Thomas Donahue @tk_donahue]

This one will be hard to replace!
4 yr letter winner @track_dchsgirls
State Champion
Conference Champion
District Champion
School record holder
Top 10 in 100m
Top 10 in Sprint Med 4x1 and 4x2
Terrific teammate
Keeper of Things

Do great things Emily
best of luck @Drake_TFCC

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Man goes flying in front of thousands of people at the annual Gloucestershire cheese roll at Cooper's Hill in the UK.

The tradition involves dozens of individuals who chase after a roll of cheese down the steep 200-yard hill.

According to the BBC, two people were rushed to the hospital for injuries. It's unclear what the man's condition is in the video below.

The cheese rolling event dates back 600 years.

This year's winner was German YouTuber Tom Kopke.

[Joe Heitzman @Jheitz6569]

On to the next chapter….

[DCHS Girls Track & Field @track_dchsgirls]

4x100 prelims:
@_emilyheitzman @elliemead57 @MadisonNagel26 @anniesmith968 run a season’s best 48.11 to qualify for finals - second fastest in school history!

[DCHS Girls Track & Field @track_dchsgirls]

Sprint Medley 🥇
@katenels17 @_emilyheitzman Franny Brooks @MadisonNagel26

[DCHS Girls Track & Field @track_dchsgirls]

4x200 🥇 SB 6th in school history
@MadisonNagel26 Ellie Mead @_emilyheitzman @AlexGaskell43

[DCHS Girls Track & Field @track_dchsgirls]

4x100 🥇 SB, 2nd in school history
@_emilyheitzman Ellie Mead @MadisonNagel26 @anniesmith968