Josephina

what does one do after graduating¿

[Josephina @Jhesnyder]

Not to be over dramatic but every time I run I want to die

[Carroll Athletics @CCSaints]

https://t.co/hxxexTxiEp

[gummybear nalgon® @the_chaparrin]

College group projects be like:

[Saints Softball @FightinSaintsSB]

Michaela is one of our players and was in a serious car wreck last weekend. She is currently recovering but has a long road ahead. Michaela is a fighter and I know that she will fight this battle with same determination that she has on the field https://t.co/P8zuxw7C6B

[relatable @byreIatable]

"Damn, what a week" -Me at 9:30am on a Monday

[.. @idkjaybo]

would’ve started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was gone be like this

[Hocus Pocus Tweets @HocusPocus1993]

SISTAAAAAAAAAHS! The Bewitching month has begun! 🧡🎃

[Jeffery @jeshvs]

school is just an endless cycle of “i just need to make it pass this week” every week😭

[Lisa Fleisher @lisafleisher]

Things always seem terrible around here, but yesterday my daughter saw her first waterfall and I got to watch her face.

[Cascade Conference @CCCSports]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 The Cascade Collegiate Conference announced today the Council of President’s decision to delay the start of all conference fall sports with the hopes of conducting seasons in the winter/spring of 2021. #ThisIsTheCCC https://t.co/byIouiiNim

[Carroll Athletics @CCSaints]

CCC Delays Start of Fall Sports, Suspends Outside Competition Until Nov. 1 https://t.co/AQNr5pVg4j

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Finn. He tried to kiss a bee today. Knew it was a little early in the relationship but took a chance anyway. 12/10 gonna take a while to rebuild his confidence

[PD @PD6zz]

I have a maths joke but I’m 2² to say it

[JC Arraya @jcarraya]

Cinco de Mayo falls on a Taco Tuesday in the middle of a pandemic named after a Mexican beer.

[Bert @AJCruz125]

1 year ago, I cried like a little bitch at the movie theater

[Luke Combs 🎤 @lukecombs]

I miss my mom, I miss my dad
I miss the road, I miss my band
Giving hugs and shaking hands
It’s a mystery I suppose
Just how long this thing goes
But there’ll be crowds and there’ll be shows
And there will be light after dark
Some day when we aren’t six feet apart

[Dylan Wheeler @DylanWheeler_]

The perfect quarantine schedule,

4:00 - Wallow in self pity
4:30 - Stare into the abyss
5:00 - Solve world hunger (tell no one)
5:30 - Jazzercise
6:30 - Dinner with me (I cant cancel that again)
7:00 - Wrestle with my self loathing

[Fantasy Tweet @FantasyTweeting]

When I found out the Coronavirus could last until July or August.