When you get tipsy and you find your phone after your old college friend said,” You dropped it and…” maybe tipsy drunk tweeting is not for me 🥃🤦🏻♀️🥃🤦🏻♀️😵💫😵💫😵💫
It’s #FridayVibes (🤦🏻♀️) So, in one’s life time,you’ll run into someone who doesn’t like you and try everything to make your life hard at home. I’m to old for this poop 💩 🤦🏻♀️👩🏻⚕️ #fridaymood
I understand that patients and families can become angry at the medical staff. (My question is so stupid!!)👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️ I honestly don’t respond in feelings when I’m told by upset patients or family members,when they say,” I hate you!!” (1) #MedTwitter
@brknbnsb college guy jumps onto a plastic collapsible table. Unfortunately there were two big beer kegs under the table. Back is broken but the ribs. Teach me on how they back ribs break 👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️
I told myself that I’d never ask how the “embarrassing,”accident happened. This time was different. The patient ran out of Preparation-H. I gently asked what was used instead? The patient said,”cream for jock itch.” #emergencyroomstories👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️
A male patient put a older lady’s pain pill bottle up his bottom….at the pharmacy today. I was hungry and after attending too the incident. I think I’m skipping supper tonight 👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️ #emergencyroomstories
I’m no longer hungry and teaching how to lance a butt boil was not fun. Watching a grown man keep saying?” I have infected butt juice on me!!” 👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️
Well…my resident md,just fainted and hit their head. I asked what happened and nurse said,”a fly came out of the dark backside.” The one day you are not working…👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️
Been busy with farming crap. Accidental fire and not a total lost but dealing with insurance adjusters and I’m just happy no one was injured 👩🏻⚕️🤦🏻♀️