Jenny

I’m just a small town PA that works at the community hospital.

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I’m sorry (butt) I can’t stop laughing.🤣😂🤣🤣 how very unprofessional of me 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I lost my phone…….then I took a drink of alcohol and my phone reappeared…..is it magic or maybe I’m tipsy/drunk 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

When you get tipsy and you find your phone after your old college friend said,” You dropped it and…” maybe tipsy drunk tweeting is not for me 🥃🤦🏻‍♀️🥃🤦🏻‍♀️😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I mean…..hahaha!! There should be a Teletubby called…..tipsy wispy 🤣🤣🤣🤣 🥃🥃🥃🥃🍷🥂 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I just realized something at 5:30 am…..my next door neighbor’s friends are actually #karens on drugs……👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

@scottmuttel That’s the next generation for you

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

It’s #FridayVibes (🤦🏻‍♀️) So, in one’s life time,you’ll run into someone who doesn’t like you and try everything to make your life hard at home. I’m to old for this poop 💩 🤦🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍⚕️ #fridaymood

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I would like to learn how other #physicians #nurses #MedTwitter #emergencymedicine would do in this situation? 🤦🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍⚕️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I understand that patients and families can become angry at the medical staff. (My question is so stupid!!)👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️ I honestly don’t respond in feelings when I’m told by upset patients or family members,when they say,” I hate you!!” (1) #MedTwitter

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Today….. I will go home and cook a healthy meal. Maybe I’ll just stop at the grocery store and pick up some ice cream 🍨 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Do you believe in the muffin man,the muffin man??? Do you believe in the muffin man that lives in Druylane????? #wtfock 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

@brknbnsb college guy jumps onto a plastic collapsible table. Unfortunately there were two big beer kegs under the table. Back is broken but the ribs. Teach me on how they back ribs break 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I told myself that I’d never ask how the “embarrassing,”accident happened. This time was different. The patient ran out of Preparation-H. I gently asked what was used instead? The patient said,”cream for jock itch.” #emergencyroomstories👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

A male patient put a older lady’s pain pill bottle up his bottom….at the pharmacy today. I was hungry and after attending too the incident. I think I’m skipping supper tonight 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️ #emergencyroomstories

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Migraines!!!! Came back from the hospital last night with a HUGE!!! Migraine!!! 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

I’m no longer hungry and teaching how to lance a butt boil was not fun. Watching a grown man keep saying?” I have infected butt juice on me!!” 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Well…my resident md,just fainted and hit their head. I asked what happened and nurse said,”a fly came out of the dark backside.” The one day you are not working…👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Ok…. I’m at the age when you think,”remember on Saturday nights you were getting ready to go out and get drunk?” #SaturdayThoughts 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Had a argument with my big sister, who is home for three days. I actually called her a “poopy head!!!butt!!!” What is wrong with me??? 🤦🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍⚕️

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

@jointdocShields Thank you 😊

[Jenny @Jhill_PA]

Been busy with farming crap. Accidental fire and not a total lost but dealing with insurance adjusters and I’m just happy no one was injured 👩🏻‍⚕️🤦🏻‍♀️