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[Mayor @JhnMayor]

Maybe it’s time to start using this account since I abandoned it 3 years ago…… Other side of life has been chaotic lately

[‏ً @theakorede]

Moving in a bolt from gate of Ilorin driving 45km/hr for over 5 minutes with no sight of population of humans/buildings yet

Unilag is playing

[karo @karoblaq]

na today i know say na twitter be my only friend.

[Noble Igwe @Nobsdaslushhkid]

The Yorubas are not cheats, they understand life , business and politics, they respect their elders but you didn’t consider any one of them good enough to call WIFE but went to settle down with an Ebere.
I guess respect does not matter in bed.

[Mayor @JhnMayor]

@JlinqZz If this department doesn’t set PQ ehn problem go dey

[Mayor @JhnMayor]

Read for one hour and switch between Twitter and TikTok for the next four hours ♻️

[J. Mulholland @MulhollandL0ver]

I joined Twitter in 2008 & this chart started floating around in 2010. I remember a girl commented & said "oouu give me a 9👅💦" so I slide in her DMs. She said "boy get yo fat ass out my inbox". Thats when I knew this app was fake af. I'm a 7 now working towards 4. Y'all be safe

[girl, outlasting🪷 @mandisza_]

Thirst followed this guy, liked his pic.. some girl liked my pic a few mins later, I checked her profile, she's his gf 🤣

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

You just know he doesn’t rate you when he posts your nakedness on socials

[Volqx @volqx]

Maybe I am wrong but if everyone is selling at price X and price X is looking high for the consumers, hence increased supply and lower sales, why not sell at price -X to cut losses before total spoilage. Is there a regulation that forces farmers to all sell at one price ?

I am just asking, me I don’t know.

[Ike Agụata @Ike_Obiora]

During our first year in the University, most of us thought all the senior students coming to write their carryovers with us to be very unseriousness.

As we advanced, we all come to understand various factors that could lead to carryovers in a Nigerian University.

[𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍 @Tegadeyforyou]

Never seen a better "I'm Him" moment on TV than this movie scene

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Japanese people be bored as fuck because wtf is this 😭

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

Take away money is extra beef.

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Lege no fit live long with this profession oh.😂😭

[FTB @TheFajiTobiloba]

Fellow Unilorites, the last few hours have been confusing and demands a clarification from myself as thousands of UNILORITES keep calling.

It is on this note that a public clarification is necessary. I would like to narrate my side of the ALLEGATIONS on irregularities,
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