Jhol barish

🥲
ladka hu, ladki samjh ke text na karein✌️

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

I also met a Coatis(Raccoon) though🥰

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

So, I was walking with a friend when I spotted a cat. I meowed, the cat meowed back, walked straight to me, sat by my leg, and let me pet her.
And this woman didn't take a single photo of the greatest thing that had happened to me in days.
I guess it's time to lose some friends🥲

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@Samyana_ @tambakumari Itni dhanrashi ka kya karna hai?

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@zeherajabeen @Samyana_ Thank you🫡

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

.@Samyana_ ko justice dilane gaya hua tha, the march still continues 🥲✌️

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@loonagheee @meta_fur I couldn’t go to Barakhamba but I asked in few other stations, they are exchanging and giving you the same old card if you have any(even if it broke), I had one old card, I will be exchanging that.

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

In-yun ka concept apne desh mein hota to Delhi metro mein mera byah ho gaya hota🥲

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@loonagheee @meta_fur Hume kaun hi milega, mai to ispe bol raha tha ki log bheed me ghaseet de rahe mujhe 🥲

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@meta_fur Meri jaban tut gayi, mujhse galti se nikal gayi

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@meta_fur @Samyana_ Aise hoga swachh bharat?

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@meta_fur Ye sab utopia hai

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@Samyana_ Kis baat ka?

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@Samyana_ @meta_fur Patri pe hugne ko bol rahe kya?

[tambaaku kumari @tambakumari]

reserve bank of india aise message karta hai jaise abhi naukri dene vala ho

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@Samyana_ @meta_fur @aakash_235 my first act as HM, would be to update my bio accordingly, please do the needful and share the funds with me as well 🥲

[Vismut @Samyana_]

allotment of ministries of vismut government

1. Ministry of Home : @Jhol_barish
2. Ministry of External affairs and railways : @meta_fur
3. Ministry of Information and Broadcasting : @aakash_235

bki log send funds to get ministries.

[Vismut @Samyana_]

kya kya dikh jata h aajkal

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@meta_fur Mai maa ganga thode hu, jo apko bhej paunga

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@Samyana_

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@OftenrisingAnu 🤝✌️

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

Har jagah performative logo ka kabza hai, mai gareeb ghabra jata hu🥲

[Jhol barish @Jhol_barish]

@meta_fur aise jagah to mujhe ghusne bhi nahi dete