Jhon Simth

Law, guitars, novels, zen, dad jokes, politics, men/women, word games, guns and other machines, etc.

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

Writing "sex machine" on a Sousaphone is just redundant. https://t.co/65BCVOktiT

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

@MenMatterFdn Point of order: Is each hideous tattoo a separate flag?

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@aelfred_D https://t.co/8469KykL32

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

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@juicystar1908 @rolltide0626 Will DM as well

[Department of State @StateDept]

Ideological conditioning and two-tiered policing are glaring symptoms of civilizational decline. They must be rejected across the West.

The United States sends our condolences to the family of Henry Nowak and the people of the United Kingdom at this troubling time.

[Jon Church @JonChurchEA]

@visegrad24 Is anybody else noticing the police are now weaponizing these shields as spears?

Is it right to use spears against citizens?

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

@JonChurchEA @visegrad24 Spears or axes. Appalling.

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@soniasodha “Politicised”? Are you saying there exist topics more inherently political than criminal justice, police performance, weapons policy, immigration policy? Don’t be obtuse.

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@DylanByers “This [something or other] . . . reveals contempt for what journalists do.” Hard to imagine anyone feeling that way.

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@AbbyHasIssues @CHSommers Doc: When’s the last time you had a tetanus shot?

Me: I don’t recall when, but I was sitting in this very chair when I got it.

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@BenMullin @grynbaum “The dignity of CBS News” 😂

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

New York Times stories on Henry Nowak: 0

New York Times stories on George Floyd: 6,397

[chris @mba__youngboy]

Charles Portis The Dog of the South
Charles Portis True Grit
Charles Portis Gringos
Charles Portis Norwood
Charles Portis Masters of Atlantis

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

Five favorite U.S. authors:

Charles Portis
Raymond Chandler
Ross Macdonald
Elmore Leonard
Mark Twain

[Woeful Bill, Not-Bitter-Pinewood-Derby-Runner-Up @DownGrayedd]

I don't like anything about this and demand an investigation.

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

@it_unprofession More and more public-facing tech is absolute garbage and few companies care. Most are too busy making sure you can never talk to a human.

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@JonKatz79 @FoundersGirl https://t.co/fO1rCDkPnN

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

@iowahawkblog Squirrel Nut Zippers
Shinyribs
Elvis Costello and the Imposters
Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Grateful Dead
Liberace
Joe Jackson
The Clash
Merle Haggard
Jim Dickinson

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

@LorenzoPronto @FischerKing64 @Cernovich Texas homeowners 65 and older can defer property taxes until death or sale. Interest accrues at 5%.

[Jhon Simth @JhonSimth]

@iowahawkblog “Principal balance” is NOT the amount originally borrowed. Unless she’s never repaid any principal whatsoever.

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@BenBradleyTV https://t.co/2sNEIWA4UQ