John Houston

Freelance music composer for TV/film

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Also did a version of the sad Masters song with no voiceover (music only) in case you wanted to mute my voice, ha https://t.co/kyFs0rBbyu

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@KVanValkenburg I guess it’s “better” that the petulance means he’s not always boring, but it makes me like him even less. (And he’s still pretty boring overall.) Maybe it’s that when he’s playing well, it looks like he himself is bored, more-so than he’s *boring*

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@ANTIFAldo Taters with craters

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@usndpgolf New Spieth just dropped!

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@fried_egg_golf Is that where it’s from?!

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@heycarolynz Need him to style it like this so we can call him Trevor Lawrence of Arabia

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@acaseofthegolf1 “I parred 14 holes today”

“Shoot 71 or something?”

“No, 63”

- Monday Q, probably

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@TheRealPJClark When he wins next year at Frisco he will achieve sainthood.

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@JustinRayGolf Amazing he can play at this level while still filming all those documentaries

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@KylePorterNS Agree. Like, would I want to watch a Midjourney video where the prompt was “sickest possible final round for the US Open 2026” or watch the actual thing?

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@AndyTFE He should rent that spot out for advertising each week, maybe a local mom and pop could get him a temporary tattoo.

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@TheRealPJClark Metrics behind the Chipotle hot streak about as bulletproof as the ones behind the Mr. 1000 calculation

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@TheShotgunStart @PGATOUR @cadillac_champ Reinforcements!

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@TheRealPJClark The Loaf! 🍞

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@shanebacon @PGATOUR @akshaybhatia_1 @RBC_Heritage Not truly psycho but shooting -8 with a double and playing the par 5s in +1 is its own kind of crazy

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@ANTIFAldo Maybe you could pick the dinner menu for all the other competitors for the entire tournament week.

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@ANTIFAldo @BunkiePerkins @TronCarterNLU Team Sunk :(

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@KylePorterNS Next step is to get the opens again and become the 3rd man to win the grand slam twice over

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@JustinRayGolf Who could forget?

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