Joanna Hughes

⚡️ greetings, loved ones. let’s take a journey

[Joanna Hughes @Jhuggle]

@Gaby_Whaley 😮 look at us surpassing all expectations 🎉

[krystal @disguisedapathy]

bitches swear they’re not addicted to caffeine but have a tension headache until they make a cup of coffee. it’s... me......i’m bitches

[All Time Low @AllTimeLow]

Maybe it IS my weekend?

[Alex Gaskarth @AlexGaskarth]

Hey, loves.

[Shit Duolingo Says @shitduosays]

ya pretty much

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Is it an iced coffee day or an iced coffee day?

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

happy stare war. may the forks be on you. no try. I am ur dad.

[krystal @disguisedapathy]

you really start to realize how therapeutic driving alone once you stop doing it every day 🥴😔

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

George Costanza: Practicing social distancing before it was cool.

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

Hello, Twitter.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i wish i knew who made this... but welcome to day 5, world.

[mamrie hart @mametown]

Solely pronouncing ‘Covid’ like Alexis Rose says ‘David’ and it helps just the teensiest bit.

[kylie @_kyliebaker]

coda culture is squirming with your sister when your mom SQUEAKS around a pot on the stovetop

[Amy @sowrongitszack]

THINGS YOU CAN DO IN QUARANTINE:
- take a breath
- let the rest come easy
- never settle down cause the cash flow leaves you always wanting more

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

🤡🍷 anybody else or nah?

[The MoCoShow (MCS) @TheMoCoShow]

Maryland Governor Larry Hogan has enacted an executive order to shut down all bars, restaurants, movie theaters, and gyms across the state at 5pm today (while allowing drive-thru, carry-out, and food delivery service to continue).

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

If everyone was Moira we’d be fine