Jordan Humphries

Cats by 90. Who Dey. @PeytonLeigh_ is pretty cool.

[Ben Yelin @byelin]

Useless, I know, but just imagine a Dem President being like "Everything about these red necks in WV and Kentucky is gross. Smells like disgusting coal. They're all cracked out on fentanyl and are missing teeth. Everything about those places is dirty. It's really all of them."

[Covie @covie_93]

Hundreds of bank accounts tied to the President of the United States were closed due to concerns over money laundering and it barely made the news.

[ABC News @ABC]

JUST IN: Capital One says it closed hundreds of bank accounts associated with President Trump and his businesses in 2021 "for anti-money laundering reasons," according to a recent court filing from the financial institution. https://t.co/5M3BVCQtJx

[PLGC @PL67712441]

Trump has bragged winning 43 golf championships.

Fact check:
He never won at a club he doesn’t own. The one time he competed at a club he doesn't own was at a club in Lake Tahoe, when he finished 67 out of more than 70 players.

[Kentucky Democrats @KyDems]

Governor @AndyBeshearKY joined 26 states in suing the Trump administration for withholding disaster preparedness funding from Kentucky.

The @KYGOP has no problem with Trump punishing Kentuckians for refusing to bend to his political demands.

[PBS News @NewsHour]

Veterinary care is becoming increasingly expensive for American pet owners. As prices rise, attention is turning to a major shift in the industry: private equity firms and large corporations buying up veterinary practices across the country. https://t.co/Y6UL12j5Ak

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

People who got vaccinated during the COVID pandemic now look like they’ve aged at least five years. Let that sink in.

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

The fact that the US is admittedly destroying the only international court which holds war criminals responsible for crimes in order to protect a mass murderer in the midst of a genocide should be the worst political scandal of all time. But no one cares.

[Amber W @sunkissed1221]

This week we will learn that Mitch McConnell is dead.

He will have miraculously lived just long enough to ensure Thomas Massie can’t run in a special election.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

An Atlanta-area police chief accessed Flock cameras 500 times to track the movements of his ex-girlfriend and her teenage daughter. At least 50 cops have been similarly charged with misusing Flock "including to stalk women without their knowledge or consent"

[★☭MassStrikeNow☭★ @strike_dr]

Alien Predators are more human than IDF

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

🚨 NEWS: In a new court filing, Capital One says Donald Trump’s accounts were closed in 2021 after months of analysis by its anti-money laundering (AML) professionals, not because of politics, as Trump has long claimed.

The bank says its AML team conducted a careful review that identified suspicious transaction patterns and made the decision under federal anti-money laundering obligations.

[Andy Beshear @AndyBeshearKY]

Funny how the Republicans are all mad I missed one political event to watch my son play baseball. But no outrage that Mitch McConnell has been nowhere to be seen for 50 days. 3/4

[Bloomberg @business]

Capital One said in a court filing late Friday that it closed accounts belonging to President Donald Trump’s sprawling real estate company in 2021 for legitimate reasons after an internal review by the bank’s anti-money laundering team. https://t.co/OIS1fsSBws

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump’s Truth Social has just officially launched their $100,000 per month paid service offering faster access to President Trump's market manipulating posts.

Below is a taste of what you’re paying $100,000 per month for.

He’s manipulating the stock market and then charging people to have the ability to insider trade.

Things don’t get any more corrupt than this.

[Jesse Livermore @Jesse_Livermore]

Hard to even process -- a president selling market-moving information to banks and wealthy investors in advance of everyone else, and personally pocketing hundreds of millions of dollars from it. This alone is more worthy of impeachment than 100 Watergate cover-ups.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The people who falsely accused an Olympian of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool are the same people telling you to trust them about the war with Iran

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Delta 8 THC is now a felony in Texas.

DUI isn't a felony until your 3rd DUI in Texas.

Republicans are incapable of competent government.