Q Zwarts

Twitter: We are going to suspend your accountWT Parody account: 2 sassy 4 u anyways gon go on Tumblr now since you can't handle the sass.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

No texts, no calls, nothing. But I'm still here thinking about you like crazy.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

When we first met, I had no idea you'd become this important to me.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

The Apple app store once sold an "I Am Rich" application -- It cost $999.99 to purchase and did nothing.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

http://t.co/7679chjYqy

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Genius.. http://t.co/BdIy4OsGyb

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

What if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Eat Crayons, Poop Rainbows.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

soy milk is spanish for �i am milk�

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

F is for friends who don�t talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for ur alone. N is for never having any plans at all. All I do is sit at home!

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

#ForTheBros http://t.co/KLPio1I5HA

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Very nice #ForTheBros http://t.co/mMe09Gxo3x

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Latinas > #ForTheBros http://t.co/eucUBdCJnB

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Guessing "C" on a multiple answer question will give you an edge compared to guessing any other letter.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Telling a woman to relax when she's obviously upset will only annoy and cause her to become angrier.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

My brain: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

i just wish everyone would stop worrying about what other people thought about them

[Q Zwarts @JigishaBernie]

Music always helps, no matter what you're going through.