jillian

Twitter is my diary

[jillian @Jigs1205S]

“I only have $1...”

[jillian @Jigs1205S]

From your lips to God’s ears

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I haven’t experienced a bowel movement in 15 years

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Don’t step in the bood poop

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No one should sing bodies anywhere besides their bedroom

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He was in the inky dinky room

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That really tweaks my cheeks

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They appreciate Benny and the Jets but not the legends of today

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Not COIN breaking up 😢

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It’s too clonky

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They have a ramp here so his chances of falling are not 0%

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Never let them tell you that you can’t have a giant pop tart

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You got curves like a cloud

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Abraham Lincoln was a spooner

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I’ve never been mad at bath

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You never have worked out?

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Just finding out that Deep Roy played 165 oompa-loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

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Kid 1: “I don’t wash my jeans every time I wear them”
Kid 2: “that’s how you get lice”

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idk but their profile name is Turtle

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You think it’s over and it’s not *story worsens

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What are you gonna do when the Megalodon come bite a lil piece out the stilt?