Jigsaw

I want to play a game

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

How do you politely ask for someone to sit on your face?

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

If you post stuff like "I'm an acquired taste." Just know that we know your kitty stink and you a single mom.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

We'd live differently if farts were contagious instead of yawns.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

If you take out your contact lenses without opening your mouth, then you're a psychopath.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

My toxic trait is thinking everything is gunna be ok.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

You ever put on shoes when you're naked and it just makes you feel extra naked? Or that just me?

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

Bitch you can't offend me. I'm an over thinker. I hurt my own feelings.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

I miss the not too long ago good times. Cuz when times were good, you didn't have to miss anything that made you feel happy.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

It's not that I want to be the problem.. I just have to be

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I'm not tryna be part of the issue. I'm tryin to be the whole damn problem.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

I'm pretty confident my last words will be "are you fuckin kidding me?"

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

Best relationship advice I've ever heard.

Make sure you're the crazy one.

[Jigsaw @JigsawWilin]

Here's two words no one can say anymore. "Retard" and "MyParentsAreStillTogether"

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Them nature valley granola bars need to come with an ash tray

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I'm too young to be forgetting what happened 20 minutes ago

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I miss the McDonald's dollar menu

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I be like " Daamn, I got so much to do today" then do nothing.

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Bein an adult is realizing that a lot more of your friends do coke than you think.

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The hardest part about lovin money n bad bitches is having neither of them.