Jihad Proctor

English Comedian - Loves to parody
37 Years young - Two furry children
Don't talk to me untill I've had my coffee,
because I don't give eeffoc

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

Finally, an excellent take.

[RickNevrous @RickNevrous]

@JihadProctor I recommend #soylent to all Aboriginal & Torres Strait Islander populations (get fucked boongs)

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

I think this post may be racially motivated..

IMO The indigenous population should be void of mandatory Digital Identification.

[RickNevrous @RickNevrous]

@JihadProctor Go shove your digital ID up your ass you enslaved prick! GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY (FUCK ABOS) #australiafirst #ABDULAHI2025

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

I am a HUGE supporter of the new Digital IDs that are going to be mandatory for people 16+ online!

This is definitely going to protect the children from bad actors online.

#brewersoft #infertile #butlerware #sergeantslider

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

For the record.. I am a huge fan of the new AI integrations in Windows 11. SO Useful!

I am hoping lots of people throw out their junk PCs and upgrade already! Win11 #FTW

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

Just found out my son is into something called
'Arch Linux'.

Unbelievable..

No son of mine will be using alternative software!
THIS IS A MICROSOFT HOUSE!!!

#michaelsoft #mac #france #r3v

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

Y'know I've been in the chair so long that this doesn't even bother me. If my wife is happy, so am I!!

#cuckoldtürkiye

[RickNevrous @RickNevrous]

@JihadProctor You fucking cuck! You and your dad get pegged by Katie Whoremough from @ReservoirHigh hahahaha! FUCK YOU😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

Excited for the next #soylent drop!!

Might have to buy the bottle opener as my wife's boyfriend is getting sick of opening them for me.

#ThrowbackThursday

[RickNevrous @RickNevrous]

BREAKING NEWS📰
I AM GRADUATING HIGH SCHOOL SOON!!!
@ReservoirHigh FUCK U! CAN'T EXPEL ME... TO LATE!
FUCK THE ABORIGINALS #AustraliaFirst GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY!😂STINKY BOONGS

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

Australia needs tougher laws on crime. There are too many offenders and REPEAT offenders. Migrants that cause any trouble before becoming citizens should be instantly deported.

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

@RickNevrous Well not oil.. so to speak. However he always brings out some pretty good homemade lotion! My partner's hand have been smooth for years! Finally I can have some like that too!

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

Had a fun night last night with a few friends! Lots of would you rather questions... They were pretty intense!

#mrgreenparties #r3vyamaha

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

@RickNevrous Ha Ha, I could say your post make me a little mo ssad.

#comedian #comedyGOLD

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

My friend James just invited me to his nephew's bris!

#mazeltov

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

@RickNevrous Sorry but I am NOT a Jew! My father was a very profound atheist! As for your country buddy, I am from England, your clear mother country.

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

@RickNevrous Excuse me?! I'll have you know my partner and her other as a collective do not support the 'Zions'

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

#ThrowbackThursday To when I first got my two furry children, my wife's boyfriend's cousin found them on the side of the road and brought them in!

I am so blessed to have Zariel who is 5 and Zajak who is 6 & 1/2.

#blessed #FursuitFriday #furbabies

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

@ReservoirHigh Personally I cannot agree with this, this is not the way Australia should be! Just ask my wife! shes probably in her bedroom at the moment.

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

First of all buddy,

I am in an open relationship and what my partner and I do in the bedroom is none of your beeswax. THANKS!

[RickNevrous @RickNevrous]

Contrary to popular opinion and @grok , I am not a bigotted, racist, homophobe, Albanian immigrant. I am a pure white Australian who was here even before the lesser Aboriginals. I have been more evolved for 60,000 years unlike @JihadProctor who gets pegged by his wife.

[Jihad Proctor @JihadProctor]

I Just found out that @RickNevrous is a profound supporter of the Attractor Beams!!

Think of the children!!!
#wakeup #shameless