I don’t know the difference between being chased by a bear and THE THINGS THAT I LOST HERE THE PEOPLE I KNEW THEY GOT ME SURROUNDED FOR A MILE OR TWO LEFT AT THE GRAVEYARD IM DRIVING PAST GHOSTS THEIR ARMS ARE EXTENDED MY EYES START TO CLOSE
My favorite part of Off Campus was when Garrett beat the shit out of Delaney and he was like “oh no!!! My career is ruined!!!! The Bruins won’t want me anymore!!!!!!” Meanwhile the Boston Bruins irl would be like: we’re gonna sign you tomorrow
This is why The Eras Tour is the biggest tour EVER. It’s simply because everybody knows her music, she connects her soul to her audiences without thinking she's the 2nd Jesus and Does beautiful acoustic without screaming and acrobatic.
“Break my legs” gagged me so bad😭
Chrissy Teigen defends Selena Gomez against the White House under the Trump administration for attacking her:
“Having empathy is now something gross and weird. We love you Selena Gomez and boy does the White House have a lot of time on their hands for the dumbest shit ever.”
If he actually believed this, he’d be advocating for universal healthcare, parental leave, early childhood education, better schools generally, and myriad other things that make it easier for young moms and dads.
Is he? No.