Coach Jij's Ego

Inside the unspoken mind of Coach Jij Mercer

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Bae: Come home
Dzeko: Cant , about to come on for city.
Bae: But I'm home alone..
Dzeko:

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@JimboRiddleV tweet less dude you suck

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My U10s could beat Liverpool

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Just a reminder that I'm better then you

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@JimboRiddleV things are great, thanks for asking

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Brazil is Ochoking

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@JimboRiddleV safe to say you're half Can Newton and half Can't even Newton #ew

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You are all either drunk or asleep, I'm reinventing the 4-4-2. That's why I'm better then you #KissTheRings

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The whole "Jij instead of Moyes" thing was a funny joke early on but now I literally think I'm the best man for the job.

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If at first you don't succeed, hire me

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I'm taking over for Pierre

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Happy Monday, I'm better then you #KissTheRings

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If me and Arsen Wegner had a love child, it would be this jackass

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@JimboRiddleV @AJ_Mercer7 is join but I hate texting and y'all aren't worth my time. But @edjumercer I'd talk to.

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Sox ring ceremony made me think I deserve a ceremony or two... #KissTheRings

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@JimboRiddleV don't be a pussy

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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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Taking @edjumercer and @JimboRiddleV s money on the golf course #suckers

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Every time Jamey starts to talk about himself I change the subject to Aj or Eddie, his reactions are priceless

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Bringing Jamey to the casino because he might just be retarded enough to count cards. He's like my little rainman