nothing more infantilizing than being a 24 year old at the grocery store, no wallet, and your mom goes to grab milk and leaves you with no money and the cashier plus a line of three waiting for you to fuckin pAY ALREADY
me, to my hs friend group chat: hey, anyone free to play among us tomorrow?
friends: *leave me on read for six hours then change subject*
me: aha! i shall go fuck myself now!! haha!