Jiley Convos

JUSTIN FOLLOWED ME

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IM CRYING JUSTIN FOLLOWED ME JILEY IS REAL

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Justin: expect the unexpected.
Miley: *slaps him in the face*
Justin:
Miley:
Justin:
Miley: did you expect it?

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Justin: Imagine you're in a world with Zombies and a Zombie was going to eat you. What would you do?

Miley: Stop imagining.

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Miley: you're blocking the view.
Justin: I am the view

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Miley: *is sleeping*

Justin: awww, okay.. i need to be quiet.

TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE

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Miley: your phone battery is at 1%
Justin: *runs to the phone charger*
STAY WITH ME BUDDY!! DAMMIT WE'RE LOOSING HIM!!

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Miley: Your phone's ringing.
Justin: Yeah, phones do that...

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Miley: I'm going to the bathroom.
Justin: What for?
Miley: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you think for

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Miley: 1, 2, 3...smile!
Justin: Did you take it yet?
Miley: Oh crap, it's on video mode.

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Miley: your zipper is down.
Justin: Ah, the cage is open but the beast is asleep.

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Miley: I can't decide what to wear today
Justin: how about invisible clothes?
Miley: get out

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Justin: knock knock
Miley:
Justin: i said knock knock
Miley: do you have an off button

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Miley: Are you ok Justin?
Justin: you know, I have so many problems that I can't twerk them out. 
Justin: Is this a gun?

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Miley: I just saw you on TV.
Justin: what channel?
Miley: Animal planet.

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Justin: I mustache you a question
Miley:
Justin: but I'll shave it for later
Miley:
Justin:
Justin: where are you going

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Justin: Hey Miley-

Miley: if its another twerk joke I will fucking murderer you

Justin: ok nevermind

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Miley: Did it hurt?
Justin: When I fell from heaven?
Miley: No, when you hit the glass door.
Justin:
Miley: hahaha

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Miley: my tooth hurts
Justin: because i'm soooo sweet
Miley:
Justin: haha get it
Justin: Why are you not laughing
Justin: I'm funny

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Justin: how are you?
Miley: Fine
Justin: Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!

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Justin: Hola! Como estas? :)

Miley: *Speaks mad fast Spanish*

Justin: Miley, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!

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Miley sings with Justin in Never Say Never