JillCallison

Recovering newspaper reporter, reader, writer. SD (not San Diego) native. pursuing a new path.

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(i wish i was excited about today's history-making inauguration.)

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@sdduba That's because it was THAT exclusive.

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Um, that's not the way I remember the quote.

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@HerefordBrimley @SarahisCensored I was there I was 25 years old and I still hear Johnny Cochran say “ If it did’t fit, he must of quit! “ ! I’m surprised Johnny Cochran not his lawyer . They ll have black panthers or BLM or some other . Pretty sad both lives lost. At last Metcalf is in a better place n heaven

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@mgraves35794 @Andie00471 @patriottakes @etoileluna77 I'd settle for just the tiger.

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If I told someone I never slept and I wandered the halls looking for someone to talk to, I'd be hustled off to a doctor so damn quick.

[Ava- I Love My USA! 🇺🇸 @WEdwarda]

@atrupar The rest of the video.

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@purplemiller I'm a giver.

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How often do you get two candidates whose names rhyme? With Doeden and Rhoden, this is a golden opportunity for people good with words. (Johnson and Hanson apparently lacked the same poetic possibilities.)

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I’m working today’s election but not until this evening. So I voted at my polling place this afternoon, and I remembered how much I enjoy voting on the actual day

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This is why I don’t like e-books. I can’t correct them.

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@DustyJohnson *its

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I found a kite-eating tree. #milwaukeekitefestival

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Demolishing grain elevators is apparently trickier than one might expect. https://t.co/Oi9j5K10Xw

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@MattJZimmer Nice of you to invite me, but won't @purpleshoe object?

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@anothertwit3 Alas, yes.

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My friends at graduation included Lynn, Lynne, Marsha, Marcia, Beth and Lisa. Haven’t heard any of those tonight.

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I’ve been to rock concerts that are less raucous than this high school graduation.

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I need to look up the definition of heartbreaking. Apparently it doesn’t mean what I thought it means.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Heartbreaking: Former Patriots star WR Stefon Diggs and his baby mama Cardi B got into a MASSIVE fight outside of a coffee shop in Maryland.

They share Stefon's fourth child, the first together.

Diggs now has four different baby mamas 😳

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My name is Jill, and I'm an under-babier.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"

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@elgallo7 @DustyJohnson It would be childish to say it takes a FOP to know a fop, wouldn't it

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@anothertwit3 https://t.co/dZb23ewxKJ

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@mattastrophe321 @nbcsnl Andrew Buchanan wasn't even a president. Now, James Buchanan ...