Jill Layton

Writer of things.

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Spheres of Tara sounds like mid-century modern decor you’d buy at Wayfair.

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Best take I've seen so far in regards to Trump's assination attempt.

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Imagine going through life not thinking you have appendicitis every time you feel a pain in your lower right abdomen.

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@YNB Out of everyone I know, I’m the only person who still wears a mask… and who hasn’t had COVID.

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My 4-yr-old told me I have a cut on my forehead. I looked in the mirror and it was a wrinkle.

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@davidgross_man This was exactly my Jewish day school experience.

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@YNB I’m reading White Women by Regina Jackson and Saira Rao. It should be required reading for all white women. Oh, you’re white - here’s a book you must read to continue on.

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You know how under cover cops can place a DIY siren on top of their car in an emergency? That, but for parents when their kids are throwing up all over their car seats.

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Flying to Hawaii with my family. A woman on Hawaiian Airlines, also with her young kids, looked at us wearing masks as we walked past her to get to our seats and said “that’s torture,” then blew her breath all over us. I’m assuming by “torture” she meant the stench of her breath.

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In Frozen the musical, Anna turned to the audience and said "I'm not the heir, I'm just the spare" and only a few of us got it. I wanted to scream from the back row with my two kids "I GET THE JOKE" so she never stops saying it.

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It’s pretty fucked up that with all the horrible things in this world we have to worry about, at any point, earth can just shift a little and kill us. Like, we should be able to rely on the ground to just stay put.

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@ashxni @YNB you’ve seen it, right?

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@YNB Happened to me. I called the non emergency line to find out if I was getting a ticket, because I couldn’t live with that sort of stress. They had no record of it. Calling might help you live a longer life.

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@jenjuneauhaupt Just watched the same episode and had the same thoughts.

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I was in a loud area and couldn’t hear my audio book. So I tried to find a subtitle option. Which I realized is… the book.

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Horror movie idea: One long scene where parent explains gift giving to 3-year-old who cannot grasp that all the presents are not for him and throws a fit for 2 hours.

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@bitvonhopscotch They accept certain insurance or it’s like $60 per visit. I wrote about it last year if this helps - https://t.co/8mIXv79PNz

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@bitvonhopscotch Look at Tyto Care. It’s a device that comes with all the attachments to check for ear infections, throat, etc. and it’s the most accurate thermometer we’ve used. Connects to telehealth doctors if you want to go that route. I love it.

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@jenjuneauhaupt She’ll get back to them. In 17-25 years.

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@bitvonhopscotch It’s so normal and is so hard. Have you read/listened to Dr. Becky’s book “Good Inside?” Changed my life.