Jill Schmidt

Pulling up next to someone at a stop light doesn't make me stop car jamming.

[Jill Schmidt @JillSchmidt407]

@al_pal_4 She crazy

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You know you’re getting older when you get really excited about paying all you med bills with you HSA

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Packing a quality lunch for the work day is a total game changer. Brb eating my enchiladas 💁🏼‍♀️

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Just when I thought I couldn’t love Zac Efron more he goes and makes a docuseries about sustainability. Sploosh.

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Do the kids still TP these days? Because I remember going through a hard TP phase. RT if you were victamised. Sry

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Today one of my clients was telling me how he’s going to improve himself when school is back and I said you know school’s done for the year right? He’s like wait for real?! Bro where you been 👀

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I think what the nation really needs right now is a One Direction reunion

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Working from home and having an in-progress puzzle in the next room is dangerous

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The Nation’s Theme Song https://t.co/q7L4jleT75

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Hi-chews are v underrated

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Can watching Karamo on #QueerEye count for CEU's?? This is a serious question.

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RT if you agree that the death of Mufasa is way too effed for a KID MOVIE

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Low key feel kind of bad for rats. Manipulated their entire life living in cages and being getting totally effed up mentally.

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Why isn’t Kevin getting involved in any of this Luke P. mess?! He’s a behavioral health specialist for goodness sake!!

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New t-swift song. I don’t hate it.

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Lizzo why you tryna make me drink with my friends when I got papers to write

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Accidentally applied hairspray to my hair this morning thinking it was dry shampoo. Not the result I was aiming for.

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@emkell1 Lol

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But I’m really confused on the outfit situations...like one second it’s pink next it’s yellow. Honestly wouldn’t put it past her if it was magic going on.

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@CCSavela Thank you Sierra !!!!

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Tbh I think something isn’t clicking with me and the outfits. DM if you have the answer thanxxxx