jillsobule

Weirdo. Two hit wonder. Nuggets fan. And somehow related to Barbie! Her creator was my mom’s 2nd cousin, or something like that.

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

I've made it! Marge and Lisa say my name, are fans, and imply that I'm a lesbian who wore plaid onstage. I never ever wore plaid onstage! This Sunday! @TheSimpsons #TheSimpsons

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

even Fox News is having a hard time spinning Trump's first 100 days

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

Trump Supporter: “How come everyone who goes to college is a Biden supporter?”

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

Dumb as a box of hammers

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

Warren made the Rock Hall of Fame. I sure adored him. And he was a mentor to me #warrenzevon

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@Noirchick1 Emma Peel!!!

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@jmorton78 But, at least Wings had Denny Laine and a bunch of great studio musicians. #musicnerd

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@RyanGreeneDNVR @katywinge

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Great Wonder: A Vision of the Apocalypse, by Violet Oakley, 1923-24, 📸 via @NBAonTNT

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@pulmyears

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@graceofthecurls

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@tmorello Haha! Last week, a drunk woman actually shoved me after my show and told me to keep my politics at home. She obviously didn’t know my history

[Ken Allen @neoschenker]

@jillsobule I want a jet pack too. I had a kickass banana seat bike with chopper handle bars and I pulled that shit off for BMX handlebars and seat. And I painted it blue (was banana yellow) and have regretted it all to this day. Love your vibe ❤️

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@acnewsitics That we know of

[jillsobule @jillsobule]

@S___Elliott Excuse me Stephen. Hayley mills in “The Parent Trap”. And yes, I’m old

[Lis Smith @Lis_Smith]

So glad that we have Mr. Arroyo and his spray-painted hairline and spackled-on foundation and service to the country of commentating on partisan TV to demonstrate to us what “real” masculinity is.

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

Making a list of all the Jews doesn't seem like something I want the government to do
https://t.co/MQBKWc3vPU

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

Lists of Jews! What could possibly go wrong! https://t.co/Mms4HOwpN0

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“I was vaguely annoyed when I found out about the term Latinx so I voted to cut food safety and cancer research.”

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

"The Trump 'peace' plan is no such thing; it is an instrument of surrender, and the Ukrainians are unlikely to accept it," @RadioFreeTom writes: https://t.co/EEXWLnDZO3