Mike Drucker

Emmy-nominated writer and comedian. My book, GOOD GAME; NO REMATCH available now. Newsletter: Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

UNITED KINGDOM!

I’m bringing my bad video game show SHIT ARCADE to Edinburgh Fringe! 5-12, 23-30 August at 10:30 pm at the @Gildedballoon Teviot Dining Room. Comedians from all over the world play terrible video games for your amusement!

TICKETS:

https://t.co/sqVexByA2o

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Wild that Republicans' 2028 strategy is "Fuck you, we don't care about you." Even wilder it consistently works on 30% of the population

[Joey Hannum @joeyhannum]

Jim Jordan on skyrocketing gas prices: That’s life

[Chris Jaxon Speaks 🌹 @RealChrisJaxon]

Charlie Kirk was so disgusting his supporters would get mad when you quoted him word-for-word after his death 💀

[Anaïs @MorriganReading]

feel like I just witnessed the birth of a meme

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

@flicksandpickz @madison_tayt Ah, shit, but expecting everyone to own a car is classist and I believe some roads are on stolen land. Try a second draft; I'm sure you can find a reason to be mad at the idea of cities that don't require owning a car.

[madison @madison_tayt]

no. we’re not doing “walkable cities are ableist” anymore. we’re in woke 5, catch up.

[The Washington Sun @washingtonsun]

While she remained out of sight to reporters, it turns out Rep. Haley Stevens spent Monday’s vote series in the Republican cloakroom just off of the House floor, multiple sources told The Washington Sun. https://t.co/DLx5px7a43

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

see you in three months, fucko

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: House Republicans just voted 211–204 to effectively kill Rep. Thomas Massie’s impeachment resolution against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth by referring it to the House Judiciary Committee.

Massie was the only Republican to vote with Democrats.

[Avie Lynxgirlpaws🌲 @lynxgirlpaws]

I've honest to God never seen a cis person in power stand up for a trans woman like this, ESPECIALLY when she was clearly just gonna sit there and take it (something I often do daily myself)

Maybe this actually *is* woke 3.0 holy shit

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Nothing says things are going well like the entire economy possibly collapsing because one CEO didn't notice the world's most obvious honeypot trap.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

@skyler_higley When I saw the actual joke I was like... Wow that dude went somewhere dark real fast

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The amount of conservative men in the comments and quotes who immediately decided she's lying is wild. They really hate women with all their hearts, even women who agree with them on every topic outside of "is it okay to sexually assault someone"

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vice President of Turning Point USA at Rutgers alleges that she was held down and sexually assaulted by TPUSA leaders at the organization's national convention this year.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Oh my god

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

He was so thirsty for a 51-49 senate so he could go on Fox News every single day and tease out switching sides but they won so many seats that no one gaf

[Cait @spaceangelvoice]

mark twain called joan of Arc the most extraordinary person the human race has ever produced. Romans described Boudica as a formidable and terrifying figure who nearly shattered Roman rule over Britain. Einstein swooned over Marie Curie. you're just illiterate, as misogynists are

[dopeydyl @itsdopeydyl]

Did I just take the best Ocarina of Time photo of all time?

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

@dyllyp Thank you for your service sir

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s awesome how this is basically his entire fault

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

AI bros talking about AI before yesterday’s election vs after yesterday’s election

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

@MatthewACherry This is crazy