Jill Urbina

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Good because I swear to GOD if anyone else even looks at you I'm going to beat the shit out of them. https://t.co/ncINWuTtQR

[kaykay ♊︎ @kae01__]

when life been treating you a lil too good lately

[relatable @byreIatable]

I procrastinate so much I even procrastinate going to sleep

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

My favorite thing in the world is when you spend so much time with someone that they start using all the phrases you say all time 😂

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

3 years ago I spilled a container of bee-bees in my room and I still find more to this day

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

A tweet about me, how fun. https://t.co/e0FQ3MvBy6

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

About 2% of the population are considered "sleepless elite" which means they are night owls and early birds simultaneously.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

@Citlaliac https://t.co/2gnk9nbE05

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

It makes me soooo so happy when I get to use sign language at work 😁

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

Why am I ready for bed before 10 on a Friday? Someone please make me go out and have fun at some point this weekend.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

If you ever feel like crying listen to Wet's album Don't You.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

Arrested Development is such an amazing show, and I'm not just saying that because I'm drunk.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

I'm honestly such a piece of shit. I KNOW I have to be out of bed at 3:30am for work. that never changes, but yet here I am not sleeping.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

I mean yeah, I miss my family and I'll be happy when the come home from Japan, but this whole walking around naked thing has been wonderful.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

My manager asks me why I'm hiding since i'm sitting in the corner of the breakroom. I said "because I hate all of you." Wrong answer?

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

I wish I wasn't poor so I didn't have to keep agreeing to cover all these shifts 😩

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

I watch way too many make up tutorials for a girl who only owns mascara.. Sometimes.

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

Why is there no cute way to eat a cup of noodles?

[Jill Urbina @Jill_Bina]

Drunk me left me half a Nico's burrito, I love myself 😌