Jill Grunenwald

"A stylish and sparkly writer" --The New York Times | Fat bi xennial | Witchy writer | Former librarian | Rep @Joannamackenzie | Opinions my own | She/Her

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

My favorite thing about reading my old writing is I can always tell when something was written during my Valley of the Dolls Jacqueline Susann obsession era

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@sarahhollowell You can buy those separate! My big ol' LC pot is plain black with the holographic handles. Makes me feel like I'm cooking in a cauldron in the best way

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

Our vet finally got their online booking system working so I don't have to call and actually talk to people lolololol

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

The amount of Reddit posts I see where the person is like, "I can't find info about X. I've googled and even tried chat gpt"

.......

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@RdotSpoon What?? That might jave convinced me to see it. Now I don’t care enough

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@chel_c_cam I would never buy one but when my sister asked if I wanted one of her extra ones because she was decluttering I absolutely said yes

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

Some of y’all are in desperate need of a group chat. Like this is a book display idea that should have stayed in drafts

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

I actually didn't know until recently that people think his performance is over the top or bad because to me it just so perfectly embodies the character??? He's one of the best parts of the movie, why do people hate joy

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

This might only make sense to me, but Ryan Gosling is the best Chris

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@SourceDuMal @Gwenda I started playing competitive pinball this year, about a month before my 42nd birthday

[Allie! Ally! Allé! 👩🏽‍💻🥃🔮✨ @allieiswriting]

Oh. He GETS it

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@BenBox83 @droobis @followthatband 🤷‍♀️Still never seen them on my timeline

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@bandherbooks I asked for a gaming console every year for years and never got it. Still put it on my wish list. Like. Thats the whole point????

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@RdotSpoon Also is that a young Scar? Why are we putting a young Scar when the rugged older Scar is right there.

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

Did Chrome change its font? Why do my bookmarks look different?

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@authentic_jlg Yes but you’ll get other cookies in return

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@bandherbooks Bonus costumes and settings

[Allie! Ally! Allé! 👩🏽‍💻🥃🔮✨ @allieiswriting]

Know that if I’ve chosen to hold a grudge it is eternal

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

@allieiswriting Say no more

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

Tomorrow is December 1 which means today is the day to refresh my Carols of the Bells playlist which is currently at over six & a half hours of different versions of Carol of the Bells.

You're welcome: https://t.co/uUtpzEcyU7

[Jill Grunenwald @Jill_Grun]

You ever rewatch the Tears of the Kingdom trailer just to feel all the feels?