Dart Vandelay

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@mmpadellan Everything is terrible.
Except this.

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@KTVU Boo fucking hoo.

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@JoJoFromJerz @StateDept In nearly every measurable way.

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@StateDept Nice to see our State Dept (at least the comms unit) is so petty. You think this is “owning the libs”?
Thx for spending time and resources on nonsense instead of trying to improve the lives of Americans.
Keep high giving each other. Enjoy your moment I guess.

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@VoteMarsha TBF: neither will you.

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@HunterBiden @RudyGiuliani I’ll take authentic remorse and redemption over performative virtue signaling any day.
You did some sketchy stuff. You’ve owned it and made changes. You speak truth.
Everybody has someone they love that’s battled addiction. I love your voice in the conversation.

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@JoyceWhiteVance @atrupar His statement has “your body, my choice” vibes. ☹️

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@atrupar Yep, the undocumented guys at the Home Depot parking lots are what’s standing between you and an affordable 4 bed/3 bath.
🙄

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@ChuckGrassley Unbelievably tone deaf comment.
You’re making the argument for term limits here, fella.
You admin has ZERO discipline.
But please, keep building ballrooms and statues, starting wars and doing Netanyahu’s bidding.

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@SethAbramson Yep.
Hope our collective experience over last few years has honed our survival skills. With AI and general global mayhem we seem to be entering the age of Unintended Consequences.
Please vote blue. We need to stop this madness.

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@theliamnissan I’m in.

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@theliamnissan This world. It’s all too much.
Thank you hope being a voice of reason, sanity and gallows humor.
Please take care of yourself and your needs. You are appreciated and we need you.
But take time to recharge, friend.

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@ProjectLincoln Undercooked potato dipped in mayo and Dramamine.

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@acnewsitics @thejackhopkins That little pixie thinks everyone over 5’5” is “big”.
But way to try to score points LB. Classy as always.

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@TheRickyDavila This should be shown on every station every 1/6.
This should be required viewing in every high school civics class.
This should be shown to everyone who says 1/6 was a “peaceful protest”.
We are NOT going back.

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@theliamnissan Are you on Threads? If not, pretty please? You’re the sole reason I even open Twitter now.

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@fred_guttenberg @VP You honor your Jaime in a beautiful way. You’re commitment to change laws so that other parents never have to live your heartbreak is inspiring. Thank you.

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@atrupar Biden doesn’t get the credit he deserves for his accomplishments.
Trump gets credit for things he’s never done.
Infuriating.

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