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[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

TBH I might have to dye my hair back to brown because as a blonde I'm having way to much fun

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

Yellowstone fans confused after Kevin Costner appears in credits for season five part two despite departure
via https://t.co/xcSlxKVSOF https://t.co/tVSJxDz41i

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

@car0boo I’ve never agreed more

[Lisa Blackburn @newsbag]

Meanwhile in Cape Breton……

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

I wish there were more average sized arms represented in mainstream media for women. My body dysmorphia has been going crazy because I feel like my arms need to be half the size they are currently?
We’ve glamorized these skinny arms that, for most of us, can only be achieved if you’re a literal adolescent.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Thinking about how cows don’t know I say “cows” every time I pass by them and that I’m their biggest fan

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Finding Nemo’ was released 20 years ago today.

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

Personally, Im not 100% sure why the internet is obsessed with capybaras right now. However, I do support this trend.

[Matt Dagley @mattdagley]

Shubenacadie Sam came out butt first this year. He has seen his shadow. 6 more weeks of winter.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

wanna reclaim your masculinity? stop watching andrew tate tiktoks and go do whatever this is

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Speaker Nancy Pelosi said that she was "personally overwhelmed" by the Supreme Court decision to end Roe v. Wade.

"This cruel ruling is outrageous and heart-wrenching," she said. https://t.co/wzSXaab35t

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark
this is what happens when you're training your puppy to be out of its crate when left alone... Clearly, he's a huge fan #SSDGM #staysexyandeatbooks

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

So my apartment isn’t dirty but defiantly cluttered my partner and I both work full time and have a puppy. How in the hell do I see people on insta with gorgeously organized apartments? Share your wisdom I beg you

[Basil Seggos🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BasilSeggos]

This needs immediate international attention.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

@_vickyy_t @JeffreeStar Exactly no disrespect to the palette but damn son my wallet hurts

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

Every time I’m sad I made the first recipe my mom ever taught me and I feel better. Carbs do fix everything

[FUTURE/FREEBANDZ @1future]

Mask on

[JillianEisener @JillianEisener]

Called my boyfriend today... welp he had his phone on the aux and the guy next to me heard me loud and clear say “I need a new tooth brush because my breath will get stinky” needless to say he told the guy I was his daughter