Jillian Wilson

Rock Chalk ‘21 and Psalms 23

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

If you're reading this:
I love you.
I appreciate you.
I would miss you.
You matter to me.

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Hey so tomorrows the day that you HAVE to remove two factor authentication or subscribe or lose access to your account…so goodbye Twitter, lol

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

@BarstoolKU Can’t remember a single professor outside of my dept. But I sure remember the gtas. They’ve gotta start taking better care of them.

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

@cherry_sour_ It totally rocks, enjoy

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

I’ve found myself stage managing for a director that gives constant line readings and began blocking at the very first rehearsal…SOS

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Being an adult is such a scam. I’m literally over it.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Me in 2002: I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

Me in 2022: I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hello to everyone on their phones in the bathroom

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Nothing worse than calling your mom and she declines your call. What other life do you haveeee!?!?!

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Y’all still in the queue right? Lol #Ticketmaster #ErasTours

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Screaming crying throwing up

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Either boys liked you in high school or you got a Taylor swift verified fan presale code there is no crossover

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

Gird your loins, people. It’s Tucci Month.

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

I just wanna be in love, lol

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Idk wtf y’all were on about Dont Worry Darling not being good, it was frickin awesome. And Harry was fine! Y’all just wanna be mad

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Will this be my first concert literally since Miley x Hannah Montana???

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’m enchanted to announce my next tour: Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of my career (past & present!) The first leg of the tour will be in stadiums across the US, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can!
https://t.co/KFuqvrhSGo

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

This… explains a lot

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

If you show frustration or anger through: sighing, giving the silent treatment, or making sarcastic comments—this is a passive aggressive communication style.

You might say “I’m fine” when asked if you’re upset.

Here’s why 🧵:

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Are there trackers in traffic cones? Or is that just what my mom would tell me to keep me from stealing them in high school?

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe

Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.

[trash jones @jzux]

{pointing a rifle at the night sky} goodnight moon

[Jillian Wilson @JillianLAWilson]

Older woman bursts into my office

Her: “What kind of store is this?”
Me: “It’s not. This is the Main Street office.”
Her: “Well what do you sell?”
Me: “…nothing?”
Her: “Okay thank you bye.”