J I L L I A N✨

dog & plant mama🌱💛✨🦴

[J I L L I A N✨ @JillianMaeder]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 29 Nov 2013 (via @twi_age).

[Yesika Salgado 🍉✨ @YesikaStarr]

My dog can’t be my emotional support pet cause he himself needs emotional support. we’re just two anxious beings staring at each other.

[𝖔𝖈𝖙𝖔𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖘 @aperfectpumpkin]

i could really go for a harry potter movie marathon, a stormy night, and an xl pizza

[ScottyJohns @highroadsaloon]

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?"
She instantly replied "yes."
Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

[J I L L I A N✨ @JillianMaeder]

what if instead of everything being covered in pollen, it was covered with a fine layer of kief?

[J I L L I A N✨ @JillianMaeder]

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[sarah @sablaah]

when I’m awake but not ready to take the dog out yet

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

The CDC recommends staying at home with your dog so they’re not sad

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

This was such a “??????” ass year

[dani 🌙 @yupdanix]

Y’all screamed at customer service workers to quit if they don’t like their wages. Now y’all pissed it takes 45 minutes to get your food made in a restaurant and Starbucks closing at 7pm 😂😂😂

[J I L L I A N✨ @JillianMaeder]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 29 Nov 2013 (via @twi_age).

[zae @itszaeok]

can we start a movement to have subtitles at movie theaters i'm begging

[J I L L I A N✨ @JillianMaeder]

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[✨✨✨ @retiredhotgirl_]

Been waiting to use this one

[J I L L I A N✨ @JillianMaeder]

the audacity of UMass to ask me to give them money...as if I didn’t give them over 100k over the last 3.5 years 🤮