Jill Barwick

📍srq fl 🐶 dog mom

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

Coffee cures anything.

Tired? Coffee.

Headache? Coffee.

Stressed? Coffee.

Desperately alone in the world? Coffee.

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

@kennaschott some people aren't worth wasting your time explaining things to🤦🏻‍♀️

[mr. snit @dumb_body]

Hell yeah!

[zlongz targaryen @TheAvatarLang]

Imagine waiting till 5 to have your first glass of wine... in this economy

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

Can people stop posting things without any thought.. you look like an idiot when you post things without doing research as simple as a google search. IT’S OKAY TO NOT HAVE ENOUGH INFORMATION TO HAVE AN OPINION. Stop having an opinion based on little to no information.

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

serious question: was Mamma Mia like a really big deal or was that just my family ??

[Discreet 🍥 @DiscreetLatino]

People grow. Opinions change. Tastes develop. With that in mind, I keep revisiting melons (honeydew & cantaloupe, specifically) to see if I’ll like them. But no, as of Monday, February 3rd, 2020, I must reluctantly report that melons are still garbage.

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

I’ve been complaining about not being able to find a specific style bathing suit for a while now and Cody apparently found exactly what I wanted, had it delivered to the house without telling me, and it’s the perfect size ???

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

This interaction just ruined my night

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

what’s nice about wing house is you can dress as slutty as you want and your bar tender will always be sluttier

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

being in a relationship w someone is just seeing an animal on tv, pointing at the tv and saying “haha that’s u”

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

You know what you don’t realize until you’re Italian, 21, and a home owner with 2 (fur) children and a long term relationship? Eggplant can be worked into almost every dinner. You’ll thank me later when you have half an eggplant and *nothing* to do with it

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

@b_tylerlutzi Real shit👏🏼

[zane @zane]

how about you shut your filthy whore mouth Trey these cookies are like fine wine. not for everyone https://t.co/EY48kMvpnQ

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

Car shopping as a woman is great:

"This is definitely a 'girl' car, you'll like it."

"you probably won't know anything about this."

[Jill Barwick @Jillian_Rose1]

Instagram marketing pitch: it's 12AM and suddenly you absolutely have to know if that hoe from high school is still a hoe - what can you do?