Jillian

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” ✌🐢🌸

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

@chrissyteigen just made a recipe from your book, and she is hooked. She told me I have to make more. That it is a fantastic cookbook. I couldn’t agree more! Thanks for filling our stomachs! We could use an you to empty a bottle of wine for us!

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

I have realized there’s two version of hungry me. 1st, I’ll share my food with anyone. 2nd, don’t even think about looking at me or my food.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

#whatihearwhenwaitressing “My wife just got her eyes done, she looks terrible but I won’t tell her”

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

#whatihearwhenwaitressing “we went into four rounds and I wasn’t having it” me: can I refill your coke..

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

Now that I am waitressing again, I feel like I should start a thread of what I hear when waitressing.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

@Jake18kane @BillyWright44 ....

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

I can relate to the Grinch in so many ways. #hatehatehate

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

As I get older the more and more I love the grinch.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

Guess what it’s almost November, that means I can officially start watching the grinch 😍

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

Oceans 8 you sneaky devils.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

@BillyWright44 🤔

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

Being a waitress means hiding in the bathroom sometimes.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

Babysitting my little cousin and she wanted to decorate her jewelry box and watch my little pony. I asked if we could compromise and maybe watch a Disney movie. So we compromised and I’m sitting at the little kids table watching my little pony and decorating with her.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

@ob1kMOLEY Or he’s failed you because he hasn’t seen it.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

The whole saying you get what god thinks you can handle has really got to me lately.

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

Alright y’all billy tried to be nice and not fart next to me, but in doing so failed to see the fan right behind him. 😂

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

@JKal1012 Oh yeah!

[Jillian @Jilliannyko]

When your boyfriend texts you telling you Harry Potter is on all day ⚡️🤙🏼