jillllian

i post what i want and call it balance🧚🏼‍♀️

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

only accepting princess treatment today and every day for that matter

[B @briahdelgad0]

I met this man 4 years ago on NYE in Miami and now we’re in the bed with our daughter bringing in the new year

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

former athletes are the worst men to date and that’s an opinion i’ll stand on forever

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

also, fixing any kind of appliance or hanging anything up on the wall. that’s tewww much

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

as a woman, there are certain things i just don’t feel like i should have to do.

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

to start: carving a turkey. not for me

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

Idk i think my husband is Puerto Rican

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

2024 has been my most disciplined year yet. financially, physically, professionally!!! I’m having a good time but i most definitely deserve a little vacation 🥲

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

I think it’s funny when men in work settings think they’re gonna bully me into shutting up. I BULLY BACK. professionally of course 💅🏼

[folake aina @f0lake]

im so glad i went to college before chatgpt omg i literally wouldnt know a single thing. back in my day (1627) all we had were inaccurate quizlets

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

My gen X boss talking about AI tools is just so cutesy. I love her

[M 🦢 @trawberrytea]

idc about your exes i wanna know which one of your friends you promised to marry if you’re single at 30

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

day 4 of no electricity 🫠 last night I had a prison meal in the dark. If the lights don’t turn on soon, I’m going to have to start looking through my contact list to resurrect some folks from the dead

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

day 3 of no electricity… idk how they used to do it! this shit is awful 😅

[໊ @user0000O0]

normalize deleting tweets after the manic episode is over

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

if you’re still regularly using snapchat at this age you’re a red flag!

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Please date inside your intellectual bracket so as to avoid too many explanations.

[meghan @deloisivete]

I did not realize how much of my adult life would be spent thinking about protein

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

i love when i realize things that used to bother me don’t anymore. peaceful

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

made friends with a guy at the gym and because i didn’t text him back yesterday- he is ignoring my entire existence and walking right past me today 😂 the dramaaaa

[jillllian @JilliciousM]

@Try2StopME Last time I checked a WIFE is a whole sentient human being, MONEY is an object. Comparing using someone’s body to using someone’s money that is acquired is honestly CRAZY scary. yuck 🤮